Tag: foia

White House Long Knives Out For Murkowski. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 27, 2017

GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Mitch McConnell IS NOT A Cry Baby! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 22, 2017

Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Surprise! FBI Warrant To Sniff Through ‘New’ Hillary Emails Was Bunch Of Crap

Time for FBI Director James Comey to not have a job anymore.

FBI Basically Your Glue-Sniffing Right-Wing Uncle Now, So That Is Fun!

CLINTON CASH? The FBI is doing investigations based on what it read in CLINTON CASH? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING?
What they said

Dear FBI: ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING????

WTF? No really, WTF?

Why Hillary Clinton Will Not Rot In Jail For Aggravated Emailing: Your Ultimate #Emails Wonksplainer

Read this so you can explain How Things Work to your dumb right-wing uncle.
Was there any other picture we could have used?

Why Dumbass Republicans Want To Impeach IRS For Doing Nothing Wrong: A Wonksplainer

Remember how we reported that the Department of Justice determined the IRS DID NOT harass teabagging morans, despite the lies of Darrell Issa & Co? We’ve known this has been a non-scandal for YEARS (proof here and here), but...
OOOH DADDY WE GET TO DO TEEVEE AGAIN!

What Are Dumb Duggars Trying To Hide Now?

If your family was once famous for making babies all day long, every day, for Jesus, but now it's known as that sick reality TV star family that covered up the oldest son's repeated sexual molestation of his kid...

Red Cross Can’t Tell You How They Spend Your Money Because Then They’d Have To Kill You

Unless you have some philosophical objection to reading any news whatsoever about charities, you are likely aware that the Red Cross is sometimes kinda skeevy with the bazillions of dollars they take in, like when they received giant gobs...

Mean Judge Blocks Wingnut Search For All The Gays In Justice Department

Pour out a 40 for the latest rightwing witch hunt, which was burned at the stake by Federal Judge Ellen Segal Huvelle -- she decided against a Judicial Watch lawsuit in a Freedom of Information Act case. All Judicial...

New Docs: IRS Targeted Liberal Groups The Most. Darrell Issa To Apologize Any Day Now, We Are Sure

You may recall hearing about some small fuss over the Internal Revenue Service allegedly targeting Tea Party groups for special scrutiny, because of the Obama administration's relentless jihad against freedom? We're pretty sure we mentioned it. And despite the...

FBI File: Ted Kennedy Had Secret Sex Parties, Rented Out Brothel

Ted Kennedy is dead, so we are now able to look at his (albeit very redacted) FBI files to see some of the very Kennedy sorts of things he did over the years. For example: An ambassador's ex-wife said...

White House Absolutely Loved Shirley Sherrod Firing, Documents Show

Internal e-mails concerning the firing of Shirley Sherrod have been released to media organizations that requested them, and it turns out the USDA and White House acted pretty much like everyone thought they had! "Just wanted you to know...

Lieberman, Graham Threaten To SHUT DOWN SENATE Over Dumb Amendment

Gay-for-each-other fecal demons Joe Lieberman and Lindsey Graham are being suuuuuuchhh baaaaabieeesss now that the few decent law-abiding and moral Democrats in the House have promised not to approve any spending bill that would send the sneaky Lieberman-Graham Amendment...