Don't say Wonkette is never fair to Republicans.
The Supreme Court still allows some restrictions on guns? What is this, Stalin's Germany in 1984?
Come in and sit a spell!
Pretty sure diarrhea doesn't make you talk goofy.
Oh look! The lying liars are lying!
Who are you going to believe? John Kelly or the ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE FREDERICA WILSON SPEECH HE LIED ABOUT?
Whaaaaaaaaat? Donald Trump and his chief of staff are LYING?
No beer for Nazis!
The investigation continues! Sorry, Trump-loving dildo brains :(
Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?
Trump tax plan is here, Kushnerville strikes back, and Democrats LURV Puerto Rico. Your morning news brief.
Heckuva job, Rick Scott. Heckuva job.
Man with 11 bankruptcies wants Puerto Rico to pay his debts? How ... rich.
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Milo posted a picture of someone else's house that had been destroyed in the hurricane and claimed it was his own. Grifters gonna OPEN THREAD!