Tag: fish

Good for both your belly and your brain.

Beer Battered Fish For Your Bigly Battered Brain

Gotta keep your brain strong to deal with this crazy.
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Missouri D*ckhead Rep. Will Stop Poors From Depleting State’s Sushi Supply

Missouri state Rep. Rick Brattin is at it again, addressing the the Real Problems affecting his state. Last year, he made news for a bill that would simply require ladies to get permission slips from the men what had...

Happy Exxon Valdez 25th Anniversary Day! What Fish Will You Murder To Celebrate?

This post brought to you by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Blogging Chair For Oil Spill Clusterfucks. It's been a quarter-century since the oil tanker Exxon Valdez spilled 11 million gallons of oil in the formerly known as pristine Prince William Sound,...

Cosmic Fireballs, Water On Mars, And Why House Republicans Are Like Stoned Kids, All In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Hey there, Wonketeers! It's time once again for another appalling Wonkette Sci-Blog. Fire one up and come on in. Sometimes it's just not a good idea to let the Stoned Kid drive. Many years ago a group of us were driving...

Mitt Romney’s Son Kept Fish In Water Bottle During Cross Country Trip

Animal people listen up! Mitt Romney's son Craig, of shirtless fame, kept a lil' fish in his water bottle during his 2009 cross-country trip, just like they strapped that dog on the roof. But is it really "just like"...

Fish Union Unamused By Radioactive Sushi, Demands Compensation

A trade group representing Japanese fishermen (see: scummy fish union) has called TEPCO -- the company that owns the nuclear power plant that is currently exploding -- incompetent and "unforgivable." Specifically, the group is less than thrilled about Tokyo...

Nuclear Holocaust May Affect Distant Nation’s Sushi Supply

Everybody suffers in their own way, okay? Don't judge! Sometimes when somebody loves a fish in a very special way, that person is unhappy when the fish can't be shipped from Japan, on the other side of the world....

Michelle Malkin: Obama Is Invading Our Oceans, Imposing Sea-ria

Michelle Malkin put back on her sexy bikini because she has a very important column today about how Obama is "grabbing" our oceans from us. PUT THOSE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM, SOCIALIST! "It’s not enough that the White...

Drink To Save the Planet … and Other Fine Reasons To Imbibe

Saturday, April 17: All-you-can-eat oysters and all-you-can-drink beer. These are two very good things, and you can enjoy both at the 3rd Annual Oyster Fest at Hank's Oyster Bar. Tickets are $75. Saturday, April 17: Eco-minded drinking, it turns...

Dining Out, For Life (Plus $1 Matchbox Burgers)

Wednesday, March 4:Brickskeller is holding its annual Strong Ale Tasting, where you can sample the finest work of brew makers from California to Delaware. $35 at the Brickskeller. Thursday, March 5: More than 150 restaurants in DC will be...

Game-Altering Poll: Pet Owners Prefer McCain

A new poll from the venerable AP-Yahoo partnership shows that pet owners prefer John McCain over Barack Obama, 42% to 37%. (The other 21%, we assume, support pet-loving failure Mitt Romney.) Dog owners, especially, support John McCain by a...

Gossip Roundup: Big Fish