Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :(
Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
How many times can Trump obstruct justice on Twitter in one weekend? ALL OF THEM KATIE.
In case you were under the impression Trey Gowdy would stop being a fucking hack, now that he's announced his retirement.
Shorter Jeff Sessions: STAY IN YOUR LANE, MOTHERFUCKER.
Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.
Hey, breaking news, Devin Nunes is full of shit.
It is very unfair to spy on Americans secretly working against America for Russia!
In no way is this list exhaustive.
LOLOLOL OK SHOW US THE REAL MEMO NOW.
This is extraordinary. Abso-fucking-lutely EXTRAORDINARY.
Who's full of shit? Devin Nunes is full of shit!
Nice Speech, Idiot. Let’s Talk More About How President Pee Tape And Devin Nunes Are Destroying America!
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SOMEBODY'S in a mood today.