Tag: fisa

Obese And Balding Is The New Black. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 17, 2018

Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

Very Stable Genius Spends Morning Torching His Own FISA Bill On Twitter

Donald Trump doesn't have time for television. He's reading documents. Important documents.

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

Hey Devin Nunes, Is It Comfy Up There Inside Donald Trump’s Butt?

Who's obstructing justice in the Russia investigation this week? ALL OF THEM KATIE!

Donald Trump Fucks Himself Live On Twitter: A Play In Three Acts

Have we mentioned that Donald Trump is an ignoramus? Like, in the last ten minutes?

Trump-Russia Dumbass Carter Page Saying The Quiet Parts Loud Again, Bless His Stupid Heart

He just KNOWS the Deep State is going to force him to commit perjury before the Senate Intel Committee!

Why Did The FISA Court Okay All This Wiretapping? A Lawsplainer!

Speak into the microphone, Paulie!

GOP FIGHT! Richard Burr Says Devin Nunes Is Total Dumbfuck Who Makes Shit Up

A KERFUFF-S-ALOT between the chairmen of the Senate and House Intelligence Committees!

Trump Junior’s (New) Russian Spy? Just A Russian Hacker. TOTALLY NORMAL!

DRIP DRIP DRIPPY DRIPPY SPLISH SPLASH FUCKING GO TO JAIL.

How Many Goddamn Russian Spies Came To Trump Junior’s Russian Conspiracy Meeting?

DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Kayleigh McEnany

How are pro-Trump idiots responding to Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian conspiracy confessions? This is how.

Dumbass Donald Trump Jr. Better Hope There Aren’t Any Tapes Of His Russian Conspiracy Meeting!

All your late-breaking updates on Donald Trump Jr. trying to do conspiracies with Russians!

Senate Intel Committee Wants To See All Of Trump Team’s Russian Sexts RIGHT NOW

Oh look who's decided to start investigating again!

Obama NSA Susan Rice Invites Lindsey Graham To Eat This Bag Of Dicks

Susan Rice is tired of your shit.