Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump doesn't have time for television. He's reading documents. Important documents.
Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
Who's obstructing justice in the Russia investigation this week? ALL OF THEM KATIE!
Have we mentioned that Donald Trump is an ignoramus? Like, in the last ten minutes?
He just KNOWS the Deep State is going to force him to commit perjury before the Senate Intel Committee!
Speak into the microphone, Paulie!
A KERFUFF-S-ALOT between the chairmen of the Senate and House Intelligence Committees!
DRIP DRIP DRIPPY DRIPPY SPLISH SPLASH FUCKING GO TO JAIL.
DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP.
How are pro-Trump idiots responding to Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian conspiracy confessions? This is how.
All your late-breaking updates on Donald Trump Jr. trying to do conspiracies with Russians!
Oh look who's decided to start investigating again!
Susan Rice is tired of your shit.