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Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions Gon’ Do What He Wants, Donald Trump!

Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :(

Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018

Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.

Keep It Up, Donald Trump. You’re Just Making Robert Mueller’s Job Easier.

How many times can Trump obstruct justice on Twitter in one weekend? ALL OF THEM KATIE.

Trey Gowdy Calls For Second Special Counsel To Investigate DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

In case you were under the impression Trey Gowdy would stop being a fucking hack, now that he's announced his retirement.

Jeff Sessions ‘Bout Had It Up To Here With Donald Trump’s Chicken-Pluckin’ BUUUUULLLLL-SHIT

Shorter Jeff Sessions: STAY IN YOUR LANE, MOTHERFUCKER.

John Kelly Kicks Jared Kushner From Top Secret Band. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 28, 2018

Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.

Lo Unto Us A Democratic Memo Is Given, To Beat Devin Nunes On The Ass With!

Hey, breaking news, Devin Nunes is full of shit.

WHY THE HELL ARE REPUBLICANS DYING ON THIS HILL TO DEFEND CARTER PAGE?

It is very unfair to spy on Americans secretly working against America for Russia!

Here Are The Top Bullshits In Devin Nunes’s Memo SO FAR

In no way is this list exhaustive.

That’s It? Really? Really, Devin Nunes? For Real?

LOLOLOL OK SHOW US THE REAL MEMO NOW.

SURE, LET’S TALK ABOUT THE GODDAMNED DEVIN NUNES MEMO SOME MORE, WHY THE HELL NOT

This is extraordinary. Abso-fucking-lutely EXTRAORDINARY.

FBI Says Dumb Lyin’-Ass Devin Nunes Memo Real Fuckin’ Dumb, Also Full Of Lies

Who's full of shit? Devin Nunes is full of shit!

Nice Speech, Idiot. Let’s Talk More About How President Pee Tape And Devin Nunes Are Destroying America!

All your Devin Nunes Is A Piece Of Shit updates RIGHT HERE!

Paul Ryan Was A Testy Little Prick Today

SOMEBODY'S in a mood today.