Tag: first amendment

Nobody Tell Trump About Philippines Bill Requiring ‘Enthusiastic’ Singing Of National Anthem

The Philippines is considering a law that could jail people for insufficient patriotic fervor. Let's hope Donald Trump doesn't get ideas.

Senate Bans Reporters While It Strangles Obamacare. Nothing To See Here. Literally

Press ban? Don't be silly. We're not ruled by autocr... [Kidding! It's your OPEN THREAD]

Racist Assholes Want To Rally In Portland Now, And Wonkette (SIGH) Is With Them, Ugh

Free speech is a pain in the ass. We don't have any better ideas, though.

Montana Sheriff To Ragemonster Republican Thug Greg Gianforte: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

What's a little aggravated assault between friends?

Montana Dem Rob Quist Bodyslammed NOBODY Tonight, Because He’s FUCKING NORMAL

Montana Republican Greg Gianforte, running for Congress TOMORROW, is a thug and a lunatic.

Trump Commerce Secretary Delighted By Lack of Saudi Arabian Protesters. Because They’re Dead

Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross is along on Donald Trump's first overseas trip, just in case Trump needs help selling a spare mansion for $95 million, and probably doing some commerce stuff, too, if Jared lets him. We figure Trump...

Trump Just Gonna Kick This CBS Reporter Out Of His Office, Nothing To See Here Move Along

Donald Trump doesn't stand by anything he says, because he knows he's always right.

Congress Budget Deal: Yes We (Kicked The) Can! Wonkagenda for May 1, 2017

Congress pats itself on the back, the press celebrates is self, and Sean Hannity is going to sue everyone! Your morning news brief!

Can Trump Put Sinister Albino Julian Assange IN SPY JAIL? A Lawquestioner!

Trump administration says it's going to prosecute Assange. Can they do that? SHRUG EMOTICON!

Twitter Won’t Unmask Rogue ‘Alt-Gov’ Accounts To Help Trump, Is That Even Legal?

Government attempt to unmask Twitter user gets a Fail Whale.

Idaho Rep. Calls Cops On Terrifying Old People Comin’ By To Say Hi

Some of those old ladies can really move.