Tag: first amendment

Have We Mentioned That Everyone At Fox Is Going Straight To Hell?

Actually, hell is too good for them.

Laura Ingraham SAVES FREE SPEECH From Liberal Stalinist Hit Squads! Hooray!

Conservatives are being silenced. That's why they have to TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

Crisis Pregnancy Centers Make Case To SCOTUS For Their Right To Trick The Pregnant

Should 'Crisis Pregnancy Centers' have to actually tell clients they are not licensed medical centers? Anti-choicers say no!

Chuck Todd Is Really, Really Butthurt About Trump Calling Him Dirty Cuss Names

Chuck Todd is so upset about Trump calling him a 'sleeping son of a bitch,' he ALMOST committed an act of journalism in response!

Dear Pissed-Off High School Kids: If Adults Threaten To Punish You For Protesting, FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY

A Wonkette Public Service Announcement for the teens of America!

Tim Allen And Adam Carolla To Produce Searing Documentary About Their Own Irrelevance In Modern America

It is a sad and tragic tale about how unfair it is that college students don't think they're funny anymore.

Is Donald Trump Crossing His Fingers For His Very Own 9/11? Maaaybe!

What about a Reichstag Fire? Or a Moscow Apartment Bombing? Would Trump like one of those?

Putin’s Proud Mom Putting His First CounterPunch Articles On Refrigerator Door

Some people on the internet aren't even dogs.

Make ‘Duck & Cover’ Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 18, 2017

A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Black Lives Matter Activist DeRay Mckesson Sues Fox Idiot Jeanine Pirro For REAL Fake News!

Pssst! Jeanine, I think your wig is cutting off the oxygen to your brain!

Today We Are All The Twitter Employee Who Deactivated Donald Trump’s Account

For eleven minutes yesterday, Mike Pence's Twitter account was president (yes, we stole that).

Poor Donald Trump Being Sued By Apprentice Lady He Defamed, And His Most Excellent Lawyer Is ON THE CASE

Glove up, Wonkers! Time to stick our hands up the back end of Donald Trump's defamation lawsuit.

Virginia Cops Beat Down Reporter For Making Bad Words At GOP Racist Ed Gillespie

OH, FUCK THIS SHIT! Shareblue reporter violently arrested for swearing near GOP candidate Ed Gillespie.

Reddit Crackdown On Hate Somehow Doesn’t Include Elliot Rodger Worshipers, ‘Helicopter Ride’ Enthusiasts

On the bright side, several Nazi subreddits have finally been taken down.

ROY MOORE NOT GONNA LET YOU FOOSBALL MENS BREAK FLAG LAW!

Disgraced former Alabama Supreme Court idiot Roy Moore has thoughts on the 'rule of law.' Stop giggling, you.