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James O’Keefe Gets Democratic Operatives Fired. Countdown To When He Pays Them $100,000 Starts Now

James O'Keefe has released more dumb video that proves -- to people who believe it already -- the election is rigged.

Conservative Newspaper Editor Fired For Rude Headline About Putting Something In President’s Butt

If someone told you to go "shove it," you'd think that was pretty cute, right? Maybe you'd come back with a quick "up your nose with a rubber hose" and, tension defused, you'd ask if they got to second...

Right-Wingers All Rush To Say Craziest Thing About Juan Williams Firing

Juan Williams is a hero! Conservatives love their Fox News more than anything, and when you mess with a member of that family, you will pay, even if that member is black and liberal. To be fair, what Juan...

White House Apologizes To Shirley Sherrod (Still Like Cowards)

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs apologized to Shirley Sherrod "on behalf of this entire administration" in his daily briefing, which Sherrod "watched live on CNN." Gibbs said Vilsack is "trying to reach her" to talk and apologize to...

Tom Vilsack Fires Shirley Sherrod As the Summer of Firings Over Nothing Continues

<img src="http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/654005553_1946534.gif" class="right" width="250" alt="We <3 you Shirley! Keep being a great person!" title="We Yesteday, we linked to a dumb attempt by human poop-leech Andrew Breitbart to paint the NAACP as racist hypocrites. Wow, that certainly was silly! Everyone...

Michael Steele Bravely Fires Underlings Over Strippergate

RNC comedy chairman Michael Steele has finally stepped up and taken responsibility for the Republicans' insane bondage-lesbian-strip-club party spending, if by "stepped up" you mean "he fired the finance director and the deputy finance director." (He fired another minor...

Washington Post Fires Froomkin!

Everyone give it up for your capital city's hometown newspaper, the very liberal Washington Post, which has abruptly fired its only liberal pundit, Dan Froomkin, who in past years did more than the rest of the Post op-ed staff...

House Republicans Want Dat Dere Nippletini Woman At DHS Fahrred Fur Good

House Republicans now want Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano fired after her department released that memo warning of the "fertile recruiting environment for right-wing extremists" that America has become due to the loss of all national wealth, the black...

C’mon, Just Fire the Poor Guy Already