Tag: fireball

Peggy Noonan Observed Last Evening’s Footballing Match!

It was a very good footballing match.

Trump’s (ALLEGEDLY!) Drunky Lawyer Seems Nice

Imagine sexting with him!
OH YEAH BABY EAT IT

Here’s Your Wonkette Christmas Menu, To Put Inside Your Face

Happy Christmas Eve, elves and lady elves, are you in the mood for Wonkette to cram your throatholes with goodness? Then let's get our shopping lists ready so we can prepare the traditional Wonkette Christmas Feast, which has been...
Just let me nap this out, we should go do shots after.

Best Justice Ever Ruth Bader Ginsburg May Have Been Slightly Drunk At SOTU Address

So, here is a thing for your Friday that will make you giggly happy. Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who is a bad-ass, was caught on camera takin' a little snooze during Obummer's State Of The Union address, because who wouldn't,...

Cosmic Fireballs, Water On Mars, And Why House Republicans Are Like Stoned Kids, All In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Hey there, Wonketeers! It's time once again for another appalling Wonkette Sci-Blog. Fire one up and come on in. Sometimes it's just not a good idea to let the Stoned Kid drive. Many years ago a group of us were driving...