Tag: fire and fury
BAD NEWS, AMERICA: They're not checking his brain.
Good news! Americans hate the weak and failing Donald Trump more than ever!
NOW GIVE HIM BACK HIS WINGNUT WELFARE DOLLARS, REBEKAH MERCER!
Stephen Miller makes us miss the warmth and wit of Anthony Scaramucci.
Gigantic toddler throws tantrum about being good enough, smart enough, and how people like him.
Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.
NOW FEATURING TUCKER CARLSON AND KELLYANNE CONWAY AND HOPE HICKS AND MAGGIE HABERMAN!
OH HELLO, OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!
Get The Latest Hot Gossip Before Trump's Smart Lawyers Get Michael Wolff's Book DELETED FROM THE WORLD!
Can't sleep. Scary turtleman'll eat me. Can't sleep. Scary turtleman'll eat me.
Bet Donald Trump's button is feeling pretty small today.
It's too early to panic. Maybe when he starts talking about launching us on the Great Journey to the Stars ...