Tag: FIDEL CASTRO

Is Sexxxy Justin Trudeau Corrupt Like A Common Hillary Clinton?

Breitbart says it, must be true!

Super Smart Trump Campaign Manager Accidentally Admits Her Boss Is A Criminal LOL OMG WTF

Did Donald Trump do crime in Cuba? Of course he did, says his campaign manager Kellyanne Conway!
Careful photo-analysis shows Rafael Cruz on congas

Perfectly Sane ‘Researcher’ Just Asking If Ted Cruz’s Jerk Daddy Killed Kennedy (Yes)

We can think of about nine bajillion reasons Ted Cruz shouldn't be president, but here's one we hadn't considered: Maybe his dry-drunk daddy was part of a CIA plot to assassinate John F. Kennedy!!! The shocking conspiracy theory comes...
Abracadabra, ur all gay now LOL.

Obama Endorses Ted Cruz (For Dictator Of Cuba)

Ted Cruz woke up to the news that there had been a bombing that killed so many white people. "YES!" said Ted Cruz, pumping his fist like he saw people do in movies and because he's a dork. "THIS...

Dear Univision: Show Us On The Doll Where Hillary And Bernie Hurt You

Last night, the showdown was ON. Two candidates took the stage, coiffed for battle, ready to face down and parry the ludicrous personal attacks and brutal hypocrisies of their worst enemies: the debate moderators. Wait, What Now? Yes, Wednesday's Democratic debate was notable...
And that's how America was made!

Ted Cruz’s Fundie Dad Thinks God Did Bang-Up Job Writing U.S. Constitution

As we all know, Ted Cruz is running to be America's Top Preacherman, explaining how he'll save American Christians from being sent to jail for saying Jesus's name, and he'll also protect all the Jewish churches from homosexuals, too....
Middle seat, too. Never fails.

Lady-Douche Professor Is Your New Revolutionary Thoreau, By Being A Dick On An Airplane

Some people just don't handle the stress of commercial air travel well. If you're an emotionally wrecked drunken racist, you might slap a little baby for crying. If you're an overstressed pilot, you may start ranting about Afghanistan and...
Thought about 'shopping Obama's face in there, but nahhh

Fidel Castro Is Your New President, America!

The Obama administration announced today what it calls the most significant changes in 50 years to American policy toward Cuba, including the normalization of diplomatic relations, increased trade and easier travel, and a review of Cuba's listing as a...

Sundays With The Christianists: U.S. History Books That Begin Bombing In Five Minutes

Our Celebration of All Things Reagan continues this week with a look at some of the Gipper's flawless successes in foreign policy, as explained in a couple of popular history books for the private Christian school market. It was...

Gabriel Garcia Marquez Loved Fidel Castro, Time To Burn All Your Copies Of ‘Solitude’

OK, sure, you may have thought that Gabriel García Márquez, who died last week, was a pretty good writer, but the Washington Post's Charles Lane just wants to remind you that García Márquez was also a communist, and entirely...

Dumb Liberal Senator Doesn’t Even Know #Hashtag #Activism Will Destabilize Cuba

Last week, it came to light that USAID, some offshoot of the State Department or something don't ask us we are not Vox, had spent a bunch of tax-bread to make some sort of fake Twitter in an effort...

Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks With The Right Dynamic For the New Frontier

We told you last week that we were finished with the 1950s and moving into the '60s, and we are -- but by a quirk of editing, both of our history textbooks for the Christian school market have shoehorned...

Crazy Armageddon Family Commits Difficult Reverse-Double Elian Gonzalez Triple-Axel, Kidnaps Kids, Flees To Cuba

Well, it is not Beyonce and Jay-Z refusing to meet with hunger-striking political prisoners and getting yelled at by Republican congresscritters for touring Cuba, which is still considered by our government one of four "state sponsors of terrorism," but...

Breaking News Drudge Siren Red Alert And Such: Fidel Castro Still Not Dead

The New York Times reports that Fidel Castro is still alive, and will outlive every other current and former "presidente" on the planet. In addition, no American diplomats have been ousted from the island nation, or even from any...

Sundays With The Christianists: A ‘World History’ Textbook That Spins One For The Gipper

One of the nifty things about World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective, our 10th-grade textbook for homeschoolers, is that the editors do not suffer from any uncertainty about anything. None of that nonsense about differing opinions and disagreements...

Mitt Romney More Reaganesque Than Previously Realized

Reaganesque? Ol' Mittens? The Man With the Golden Tongue? Sure, he's got the hair, and the complete lack of devotion to anything resembling fact or verifiable truth, but really, Reaganesque? Yes, Mitt Romney is "Reaganesque," by which we mean...