GONNA GO WITH NOPE.
Women are so difficult compared with robots! Also, we solve a mystery, but are still confused!
If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)
Can Miss America be our president now?
This man would not last long at your Wonkette, no longs at all!
This guy. This fuckin' guy.
'Dr Cuck' and Rebecca Skankoff' are probably the worst porn names EVER.
Lady writing for The Federalist argues against the feminist law that women should be mean to their husbands.
We can all agree that's pretty horrible, right?
It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!
Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.
Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?
Hell hath no fury....
Once again, Fox News has its finger right on the pulse of the most important news of the day, and that news is a call to the women of this great and glorious nation to be "nicer" so their...
These kids today with their crazy slang!
Yep, far-right loonies are everywhere.