It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!
Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.
Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?
Hell hath no fury....
Once again, Fox News has its finger right on the pulse of the most important news of the day, and that news is a call to the women of this great and glorious nation to be "nicer" so their...
These kids today with their crazy slang!
Yep, far-right loonies are everywhere.
Why can't they all just go get shows on TLC?
Only the best people work in the Trump administration.
Male Judge In Stupid Shitty Home Depot Sex Harasser Decision Should Not Worry His Pretty Head About It
Supervisor tells employee that he will fire her if she doesn't come with him to hotel room, where he rapes and murders her. Company very sorry her 'date' didn't turn out well.
Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.
Oh no Robyn got Sick Burned by this mom's basement dude (for real). Must mean it's time for OPEN THREAD!
How Many Feminists Does It Take To Shit On World’s-Most-Hilarious-Video-For-Real? One And It’s Very Funny!
It is the happiest video in all the land! Let us watch it! Together! For your OPEN THREAD!
Also he went to jail for threatening to assassinate President Obama.
An open letter to Kellyanne Conway, who appears to be very confused about what feminism even means.