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Rush Limbaugh Tried To Warn You About Obama’s Lesbian Farmers, But You LAUGHED AT HIM

Rush knows liberals are OUTRAGED that he figured out Obama's secret lesbian farmer conspiracy plans!

The President’s Famous And Farming Is Hot

It's Friday! Lounge in some articles about presidential legacies, lazy candidates, and a changing farming industry. Here's an article about why presidents shouldn't be concerned about how they will look when they go down in history. We're pretty sure...

Obama Conducting ‘Marxist Dogma’ By Trying To Reduce Child Labor On Farms

Yesterday, late-night television, today, THE FAMILY FARM! President Obama is on a quest to ruin all the fun the conservatives are having now they've got a/their man, and the latest method is to tell people who own farms that...

Chuck Grassley To End Child Obesity By Ending Labor Laws For Fat Kids

Oh, goody! Senator Chuck Grassley has become the latest Republican non-healing ulcer to air his word salad "ideas" on child labor. With the help of palletfuls of billion dollar bills from unwitting taxpayers, Grassley's state of Iowa and its...

Michelle Obama Traumatizes Children At Farm

Now that summer is over, America's children are once again spending their days piled into classrooms, learning about the great Holy War between man and the dinosaurs. Of course, school field trips are part of the great American education...

Tom Vilsack Fires Shirley Sherrod As the Summer of Firings Over Nothing Continues

<img src="http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/654005553_1946534.gif" class="right" width="250" alt="We <3 you Shirley! Keep being a great person!" title="We Yesteday, we linked to a dumb attempt by human poop-leech Andrew Breitbart to paint the NAACP as racist hypocrites. Wow, that certainly was silly! Everyone...

Alabama Agriculture Commissioner Candidate Makes Awesome, Terrifying Campaign Ad

Here's Dale Peterson, who is just a little bit INTENSE, especially about his mealy-mouthed jackass opponents in the Republican primary who are just doing such terrible stuff like stealing signs and making jokes on the Facebook. Is this a...

Potential Agriculture Secretary Likes To Pee In Cups, On Airplanes

A Georgia Congressman, Sanford Bishop, has been cited as being on the short list for whatever snoozer of a position Obama still needs to fill in his Cabinet... Ah, the position would be Secretary of Agriculture. You know, "farms."...

DC Police Ruin 13 Year Old’s Awesome Birthday Party

This mom just gave her daughter some vodka, so why was she arrested for giving her child the best 13th birthday party ever? Was it because later that 13 year old went to the ER with alcohol poisoning? Or...