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President Psycho Dick Spent His Holiday Weekend Tweeting, Because Of Course He Did

Oh boy, Donald Trump was on a roll!

ROBERT MUELLER GONNA STICK THESE INDICTMENTS UP RUSSIA’S ASS NOW

SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.

Senate Gives Dreamers ICE Nightmares. Wonkagenda For Friday, Feb. 16, 2018

The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.

The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018

Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!

Did You Get That Thing I Sent You? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan 30, 2018

Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.

‘Cadet Bone Spurs’ Not Even Trying To Fake It. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 22, 2018

Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.

Dipshit Local Rep Woman IS NOT MOLESTING YOUR TEENS OKAY?

While we're all still shrieking at the walls about Paul Ryan's shitty grinning tax bill O-face, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders's claims that the Dems told the GOP to go ahead and miss them with all that tax bill writing...

Weird Alt-Right Dudes Think #NetNeutrality Has Something To Do With Banning Nazis From Twitter?

Net neutrality has exactly nothing to do with Twitter banning anyone. Literally nothing at all.

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?

Was It Over When Trump Bombed Pearl Harbor? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 7, 2017

Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.

Facebook Won’t Let You Say ‘Men Are Trash’ Even Though (WHISPER) THEY ARE

Facebook's one-size-fits-all hate speech policy is being used as a cudgel against women and marginalized people.

‘If The President Does It, It’s Not Obstruction Of Justice.’ Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017

Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller Went To Jared!

Sounds like the special counsel wanted to see if Jared Kushner would tattle on Michael Flynn, but DID HE?

Goddamnit, Al Franken.

Well shit.

Roy Moore’s Wife Kayla Kind Of Being Dick And Lunatic (Lunadick!) In Defense Of Dear Hubs

Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.

Yeah, She’s Got Your Dinner Right Here

Another jerk bites the electoral dust. With actual votes!