Oh boy, Donald Trump was on a roll!
SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.
The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.
Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!
Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.
Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.
While we're all still shrieking at the walls about Paul Ryan's shitty grinning tax bill O-face, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders's claims that the Dems told the GOP to go ahead and miss them with all that tax bill writing...
Net neutrality has exactly nothing to do with Twitter banning anyone. Literally nothing at all.
Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?
Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.
Facebook's one-size-fits-all hate speech policy is being used as a cudgel against women and marginalized people.
Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.
Sounds like the special counsel wanted to see if Jared Kushner would tattle on Michael Flynn, but DID HE?
Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.
Another jerk bites the electoral dust. With actual votes!