Tag: exxon

He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Uh Oh, Is President Diaper-Shits About To Have A BLOW-OUT?

Better hope nobody else calls in sick for their shift at the adult daycare!

Rex Tillerson Still In Love With Dumbass ‘Moron’ Donald Trump, HE SWEARS!

Note that he does not deny calling Trump a 'moron.'

Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

Not Even Trump Administration Dumb Enough To Let Exxon Drill Baby Drill With Russia

Team Trump makes an obvious choice! Damn, that's pretty presidential, isn't it?

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Rachel Maddow Would Like To Scare The Shit Out Of You Now

What is Russia doing RIGHT NOW to continue its campaign to undermine American democracy? That's what Rachel Maddow wants to know.

Oh Man You’re Gonna HATE RyanCare. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 7, 2017

Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Dammit, We Hoped Rex Tillerson Was One Of The Grown-Ups

Everything is fine, we're all gonna die.

GOP Sen. Bob Corker Wants To Massage Donald Trump’s Nuggets, Which Sounds REALLY GROSS, SENATOR

Yr Wonkette lives in Tennessee, and we have some THOUGHTS TO 'SPLAIN TO OUR SENATOR.

Oh, The Top State Department Management Just Resigned. Did We Need Them?

As we all know from action movies, senior diplomats just get in the way.
simpler times

At Least Your Boss Didn’t Make You Spend Your Unpaid Sunday With Mitt Romney

Some thought coal magnate Robert Murray of corporate behemoth Murray Energy broke the law when he made his people attend a 2012 Mitt Romney rally on a fucking Sunday in August when there was definitely nothing better these miners...
oh dear

Poor Exxon Finds Congressional White Knight To Take On Government Bullies

Thank God this nice congressman will fight off the scientists pretending global warming 'exists.'
drill babies

Damn Rockefellers Now A Bunch Of Damn Wind-Power-Loving Dirty Hippies

If you love something set it free, if it comes back it's probably covered in oil The Rockefeller family made much of its considerable bones with Standard Oil, possibly the most iconic Corporate Person in American history. But just like...

Mean Old Government Trying To Stifle Corporations’ Sacred Right To Screw Consumers

First, Elizabeth Warren decided to persecute fraudulent banksters by naming names of corporate bad actors who were the opposite of persecuted. Senator Warren, have you no shame support of a Justice Department that merely equates fines to justice?...