Tag: executive order

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
She's got to be thrilled by this

Homeland Security Neutralizes Another Threat To America: Parents Of American Citizens

If the parents are deported, what happens to their citizen kids? That's their problem.

Well, ‘Voting’ Was Fun While It Lasted!

Thank goodness someone's getting to this vital nonexistent problem.

Never Mind Jake, It’s Crazytown. Your Wonkagenda For Fri., May 12, 2017

MORE JAMES COMEY, Ted Cruz making CruzCare, and Mika goes off on Kellyanne Conway!

Sally Yates Knows What Is Unconstitutional And It Is Ted Cruz’s Face!

You come at Sally Yates, you best not miss.

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s ‘Buy American’ Executive Order: Not Available In All Areas, Some Restrictions May Apply

Another largely empty Trump executive order. Are you sick of winning yet?

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

Steve Bannon Almost Quit In Piss-Rage Over Being Booted From National Security Council :(

George R.R. Martin is watching the Trump White House closely, if only to make sure his characters behave slightly better.

Trump’s Fuck You Mexico Wall, Si O No?

So, on the real, are we seriously going to spend all our money to build this FuckYouMexico Wall? Let's Hatesplore!

Stupidest Man On Internet: Obama Made Hawaii Judge Kill The Muslim Ban. Impeach?

If Jim Hoft had worked the 9/11 investigation, he'd have gotten Charles Lindbergh convicted.

Clip And Save! It’s Your Splendid Lawsplainer Of The Muslim Ban And The Courts!

Why Is the Muslim Ban in All the Courts at Once? Let's Wonksplore!

Trump To Publish List Of Immigrant Crimes Each Week, Just Like Hitler!

This administration has a real plagiarism problem.
Screw you, huddled masses.

Phyllis Schlafly To Louisiana Flood Victims: Speak English Or Go F*ck Yourself

Phyllis Schalfly knows what the real scandal of the Louisiana floods is: The government's providing help to people who no speako English, encouraging them to avoid assimilating.

Obama Drags Entire Family On Father’s Day Vacation To Middle Of Nowhere

No problem, we are sure Obama can make Congress authorize funding for the National Park Service while it's not doing all its other jobs.