Tag: exclusive

Gun Nuts Just Want Mom’s Address To Say Howdy, Probably

More evidence that open carry is in the Napoleon-in-Russia phase of its campaign for gun rights most people never asked for and don't want: a now-deleted tweet from prominent Texas open carry nut and alleged airline pilot Eric Reed: How's...

A Wonkette Interview With ‘Bailout’ Author Neil Barofsky, Part I

Welcome to your Monday Wonkette Interview Post! We were fortunate enough to speak with former Special Inspector General for TARP (SIGTARP!) Neil Barofsky over the telephone, whose new memoir Bailout, recounting his stint in Washington from late 2008 until...

Exclusive! Here is Your Picture Of Kevin Yoder All Nude-Like In The Sea Of Galilee, Wait No It Isn’t

Kevin Yoder, fourth from right, naked as Yahweh made him. UPDATED Multiple people are writing in to tell Your Editrix she is the worst reporter in the world -- no argument -- and that our EXCLUSIVE Kevin Yoder pic...

Sarah Palin Has Secret ‘Lou Sarah’ Facebook Account To Praise Other Sarah Palin Facebook Account

Sarah Palin has apparently created a second Facebook account with her Gmail address so that this fake "Lou Sarah" person can praise the other Sarah Palin on Facebook. The Gmail address is available for anyone to see in this...

Wonkette Exclusive: Joe Miller Runs Screeching From Simple Question

Alaskan Senate hopeful and semi-bearded teabagger Joe Miller literally ran away from a question about his disabled-veteran status during last night's "Meet and Greet" session in Anchorage. In a roomful of 50 people -- most supporters and well wishers...

EXCLUSIVE: Wonkette Interviews Guy Who Made That Funny Politico Video Cartoon

The greatest political satire of the decade -- this funny animated movie about the Politico -- appeared yesterday on some Web 2.6 internet website we'd never heard of before. So, being Washington journalists who WIN THE MOTHERFUCKING MORNING, we...

More Super Mean ‘Liz Becton’ E-mails!

We have EMAIL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE that Rep. Jim McDermott's executive assistant/office manager/scheduler/pet dragon Elizabeth "Liz" Becton, the Meanest Lady in DC, was not simply having a "bad day" when she went nuts on someone, over e-mail, who mistakenly saluted...

Exclusive: Cantor, ‘Democrats’ Attend Britney Spears Concert During Obama Presser

And you all thought Washington wasn't sexy: the office of ambitious young House Republican Whip Eric Cantor has confirmed to your Wonkette that instead of watching President Obama's boring press conference last night like the rest of us dingbats,...

EXCLUSIVE Barack Obama Hawaiian Beach Photo (With Phallic Thing)

All those press pool photographers from the Big Media didn't exactly bring home any tremendous Barack Obama beach pictures from Hawaii. But Wonkette is proud to announce THE MOST AWESOME SHIRTLESS OBAMA photo in the history of politics, plus...