Tag: eugenics

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Pat Robertson Reminds God To Murder Supreme Court

It's time for another edition of viewer questions with Pat Robertson, which are sent by totally real viewers who exist, to Pat Robertson, so that his wisdom may be bestowed upon them. Whatcha curious about, "Eugene"? Oh, just how...
Like so many movies, most of Jones's ideas are bad adaptations of science fiction

Alex Jones: I’m No Homophobe, It’s Just That UN Is Using Gays To Kill Off Humanity

One-man conspiracy theory clearinghouse Alex Jones wants you to know that he doesn't care what you people are doing in your bedrooms. He thinks that all the foofaraw over same-sex marriage is a mere distraction from the real threats...
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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Says No Racists On $20 Bill, Let’s Stick With Andrew Jackson

As even the paupers of the Wonketariat know, Andrew Jackson's face adorns the American $20 bill. That is, as they say in academia, "problematic," so Senator Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire has introduced a bill to replace Andrew Jackson's face...
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Sundays With The Christianists: Charles Darwin Was A Very Bad Man, A Very Bad Man Indeed

If it's Sunday, it must be time for another foray into the mind of Colorado radio man o' God and homeschooling big wheel Kevin Swanson, the genius who warns that the Girl Scouts are communist lesbians whose cookies fund...

Glenn Beck Wins The Crazy Lotto With Innovative ‘Teddy Roosevelt Did Isla Vista’ Theory

We think we may have a winner in the "Stupidest shit anyone could say about Isla Vista" contest, from perennial entrant Glenn Beck, who proclaimed today on his radio show that parts of Elliot Rodger's anti-woman manifesto were "almost...

Rand Paul Endorses Butt-Sex-Banning Virginia AG Ken Cuccinelli For Gov With ‘Gattaca’ Wikipage Plagiarisms

Y'all remember that awesome movie Gattaca from 1997, where Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke fell in love in real life, but on the side made a movie about the government doing eugenics? Not a whole lot of people saw...

California Lady Prisoners Got A Great Deal On Unauthorized Sterilizations, Weren’t Even Pressured Too Much

Most people, when they're being anesthetized for surgery, don't get asked if maybe they'd like a little extra snip snip on their baby junk while they're under. Most people aren't Kimberly Jeffrey, who "says she was pressured by a...

Santorum: Planned Parenthood In Poor Areas? It Likes Killing Minorities

Rick Santorum needs some attention! Say something ridiculous and offensive, Rick! "Well, look at -- and I know they dispute this -- certainly a lot of evidence that the location of their clinics happen to be in places, historically...

Buchanan: Minorities’ Inferior ‘Brains’ Making American Schools Struggle

Hey you guys, Pat Buchanan has heard about an interesting new science called "eugenics." In fact, you could even say he is an expert race scientist! He was able to become so smart because he has one of the...