Tag: erick erickson

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Erick Erickson Ain’t Goin’ To The White House To Eat Some Fancy Unpronounceable ‘LAMB’

Erick Erickson is a very simple man who likes to fuck goats, ALLEGEDLY. No fancy side dishes for him!

Which GOP Congressman Cussed Trump To Erick Erickson At The Safeway? A WONKVESTIGATION!

A Republican member of Congress HAAAAAATES Trump. But they only tell their secrets to Erick Erickson! :(

Idaho GOP Hopeful Thrilled By Prospect Of Executing All The Abortion-Havers

We are informed that this is now the super normal mainstream Republican position.

Alex Jones And Erick Erickson Feeling #Triggered By Florida #Teen David Hogg, Need #SafeSpace NOW

Teens, you stop dunking on Alex Jones and Dana Loesch RIGHT NOW!

Panicking Conservatives Decide To ‘Whatever’ School Shootings, Pivot To Abortion

Now that we know the shooter was a Trump supporter, conservatives are desperate to change the conversation.

Fox News And Steve Bannon Invited To Go Fuck Themselves At Their Earliest Convenience

These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!

Pity Mike Pence’s Wife Didn’t Stop Harvey Weinstein From Being A Rapey Piece Of Shit

A love letter to all the men out there blaming anybody but HARVEY WEINSTEIN for HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S SEX CRIMES.

The 9,746 Top Reasons We Don’t Want To Watch Megyn Kelly’s Dumb Fuckin’ New Show

Guys, it's safe to say Megyn Kelly's new show sucks.

Erick Erickson Says Be Nice To Megyn Kelly And STOP SAYING HE FUCKS GOATS

Erick Erickson is tired of your INCIVILI-TAH!

Which GOP Dick Will Lie To Defend Tax $$$ For Private Jets? Erick Erickson, Step Right Up!

The plane to Maine was Pricey and a pain.
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Godly Christians Reassure A Troubled America That Jesus Still Totally Hates Fags

Father, forgive the motherfuckers who signed the Nashville Statement, for they know not what they do.

Trump Junior’s (New) Russian Spy? Just A Russian Hacker. TOTALLY NORMAL!

DRIP DRIP DRIPPY DRIPPY SPLISH SPLASH FUCKING GO TO JAIL.
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Erick Erickson Decries Incivility, Says Mean Liberals Are Actual ISIS

Erick Erickson is back in over-reaction.

RIP General H.R. McMaster’s Credibility! You Will Be Missed!

There's no scandal to see here folks, just move along. HE SAID MOVE ALONG!

‘Christian Nation’ All Fun & Games Till Erick Erickson Decides You’re A Heretic

NOBODY expects the Erickson Inquisition!