Tag: environmentalists

It's a plausible theory, at least

Utah Rep Being Bit Of A Racist, Lying Dick To The Indians

We've got Bundyite sovereign citizens, liars, and racists against the Bears Ears national monument proposal. Hell, all we need now is some good old-fashioned ratfucking.
Now, about my disappearing ecosystem...

Big Oil Gives Up On Drilling In Arctic, Loses Billions. Sucks To Be You, Big Oil!

Some temporary good news for the planet: Oil Companies have decided there's no money in drilling in the Arctic Ocean. For now.

Get Ready To Get Down At Some Gay Weddings At Mitt Romney’s House!

This Thursday, Mitt Romney's unlikable, Bill Clinton's talking some awkward talk, and Barack Obama is making money. This is news? Unlike Bill Clinton, Mitt Romney is a terrible neighbor. Somehow he is gentrifying his already rich neighborhood and alienating his...

West Virginia Douche Will Shoot Environmentalism Dead, For Freedom

Joe Manchin is West Virginia's governor. That's right, they've got a governor! And here we all thought West Virginia was just a welfare district of the Senate, because literally the only income ever generated in the state's history was...

Millionaire Idiot Sarah Palin Blames BP Oil Spill On … Environmentalists

Comedy time again, as long as you can laugh at an oil-drenched seabird who can't get back to its wetlands nesting site to feed its babies, stupid bird! Sarah Palin has a hilarious new Facebook message that will, probably,...

DNC Hotel Shocker: Wooden Key Cards Suck

The downtown Sheraton in Denver was handing out WOODEN key cards, made of WOOD, as part of the Democrats' secret plan to embarrass themselves in front of the nation with their deliriously impractical solutions to such urgent problems as...