Tag: environmentalism

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Meet Donald Trump’s Grifty Pick For Interior Dept., Montana Rep. ‘Commander’ Zinke!

Good news! Trump's Interior Department choice only wants to exploit federal lands, not turn them over to gun-toting yahoos. Baby steps, right?
It's a plausible theory, at least

Utah Rep Being Bit Of A Racist, Lying Dick To The Indians

We've got Bundyite sovereign citizens, liars, and racists against the Bears Ears national monument proposal. Hell, all we need now is some good old-fashioned ratfucking.

Pennsylvania Democrats Have Hot 3-Way In Race To Take On Pat Toomey (R-Yawn)

a href="http://wonkette.com/600294/maryland-has-two-awesome-democrats-running-for-senate-can-we-have-both"Welcome back to our newish feature, our weekly countdown of U.S. Senate races, yes, even the ones where there's no real contest. But not this week! Last time, we looked at Maryland's primary between two ridiculously well-qualified Democrats;...
Guys, if we can get this black igloo open we'll eat like KINGS!

CIA Drops Climate Research Program Because Polar Bears Make Lousy Spies

In what may be yet another victory for the Republican War on Science, the CIA is shutting down a climate research project that shared classified data with scientists with the goal of studying links between climate change and national...
Oh, wow...his vibe is groovy for like 5 minutes, and then he's, like, a massive bummer

Sure, Rand Paul Is Now A Tree Hugger, Why Not?

In yet another attempt to convince people who aren't paying attention that he's a totally different kind of Republican, Rand Paul has come out as a self-proclaimed "tree hugger" who thinks composting is groovy and that clean air and...
Hi Kim Davis, bye Kim Davis!

New Pope Wants To Save Planet From Climate Change, Like That’s A Thing

Is there no limit to the new pope's willingness to reject right-wing ideology because it's, you know, stupid? In addition to getting his hands dirty with poor people and telling American bishops to chill the eff out on all...

James O’Keefe Proves Something Terrible About Hypocrite Enviro Ed Begley Jr., Probably, We Guess

This post sponsored by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Oil Spills, Fracking, and Stereotypical Fake Ethnic Accents. Guys, you are just not going to believe the INCREDIBLE STING that James O'Keefe, beloved everywhere as "the wingnut Allen Funt," managed...

Sundays With The Christianists: U.S. History Textbooks In Leisure Suit Denial

Happy 420 Easter (also unfortunately Hitler's birthday), everyone! This week, a bit of a surprise: we had anticipated that our textbooks for the Christian-school market would lead off their discussion of the 1970s with a lot of excuses and...

Alaska Rep. Suffers Brain Aneurysm (?) When Treehugger Speaks To Him

Woaaaah, hey there! Here is a chilling video of Rep. Don Young (R-Alaska) giving himself an actual lobotomy in front of a C-SPAN camera, or maybe just suffering from severe constipation, or having an aneurysm, but in any case...

Michele Bachmann Will Create Jobs By Murdering Alligators In The Everglades

Here is just another thing about that awful white/wet/WHO KNOWS people-lovin' Michele Bachmann, who is your next president, at least until the Mayans rapture everyone down to Hades. Michele Bachmann is very concerned about the lack of jobs in...

Earth-Raping Dictator-Supporting House GOP Brings Styrofoam Back

"Foamed polystyrene" is a miraculous invention that manages to be completely awful through every step of its near-eternal "life cycle" -- it is manufactured with petroleum that must be imported from Middle East dictatorships, toxic "styrene oligomers" migrate into...

Scary Environmentalist ‘Dragon’ Also Trying To Destroy Christianity

Here is something for your church to purchase! "Leading Christian experts" will teach you to "resist the Green Dragon." Our political leaders are using scare tactics to force poor people to drink bleach, remove fetuses from every woman's womb...

Michelle Malkin: Obama Is Invading Our Oceans, Imposing Sea-ria

Michelle Malkin put back on her sexy bikini because she has a very important column today about how Obama is "grabbing" our oceans from us. PUT THOSE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM, SOCIALIST! "It’s not enough that the White...

How Excited Are You About Economics, The Nobel Dénouement?

One of the winners of the Nobel Prize for Economics is some American gal, Elinor Ostrom, who is the first lady economist ever to win. Something about communities and resources, anyway it was uncontroversial! So our government is still...

Hyperbolic War Criminal Dick Cheney Now An “Out” Hyperbolic War Criminal

Dick Cheney, a personified synonym of the desire to bomb Iran, has gone public with his desire to bomb Iran, and also retroactively bomb Iran. Environmentalist types have slacked off recently, in terms of not blogging various iterations of...

Uh, Except Nancy Pelosi’s Envirosocialist Amazon Wishlist Doesn’t Even Exist!

That Clean Energy and Security Act that Congress was so sure it passed yesterday? Nice try commies, it's basically still in galley form! The Examiner's SCOOP reveals there's a 300 page "manager's amendment" that hasn't been edited into the...