Tag: emmanuel macron

The Navy Gave Wackaloon Pizzagate Guy Jack Posobiec ‘Top Secret’ Clearance. Was That Smart?

What the fucking fuck was this fucking fuckhead doing with a fucking security clearance?

Trump Grabs French First Lady’s Arm By Pussy, Then Pervs All Over Her. Diplomacy!

GODDAMMIT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?

A Sexxxual Good News Roundup Featuring Emmanuel Macron And Also Greta Van Susteren Somehow

LOOK, THERE IS HAPPY NEWS! READ THE HAPPY NEWS!

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Jealous Of Ivanka Trump

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Do we really need an 'environment' anyway?

Donald Trump Ready To Burn Up Paris Climate Agreement, Earth’s Atmosphere

We're not doomed. Just closer to it.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is SHHHHH WE ARE SLEEPING ZZZZZZZZ

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump Gives Press Pass To ‘Alt-Right’ Racist Frog Lunatic (We Mean Again)

We old-timers (online since 1987) don't know what to make of these kids and their Inter Webs anymore.

Sally Yates Is Back With A Vengeance. Your Wonkagenda For Mon., May 08, 2017

Sally Yates goes (back) to Washington, the EPA hates scientists, and Texas has a border problem. Your morning news brief!

Zut Alors! France Decides Not To Elect Crazy Fascist To Run Country!

Emmanuel Macron wins the French election with over 65% of the vote.

French Campaign Hacked Just Before Election, Possibly By 400-Pound Man On Bed

Nobody in France is allowed to publish stuff about the election today, so get in here!

TrumpCare To Save You From Your Miserable Life! Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 4, 2017

The House tries to vote on Health care, Ben Carson tours a poor house, and REXXON is clearing out Foggy Bottom. Your morning news brief!

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!