Tag: emmanuel macron

OMG You Guys, The Trump Administration Is Being Vaguely Sorta Kinda Mean To Russia Right Now!

Trust us, this hurts Donald Trump more than it hurts Russia.

Cadet Bone Spurs Orders Great Big Military Parade For No Reason At All

This isn't normal. This isn't a normal president. None of this is normal. You noticed that, didn't you?

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

2017: The Year Trump Put The Planet In Its Place

Look, we're trying not to be alarmists or anything. But our house IS on fire.

Queen Elizabeth Will See Donald Trump IN HELL

Sounds like President Dumbass might not get that state visit with the Queen!

WHY Can’t Donald Trump Have Tanks Rolling Down Pennsylvania Ave. WHYYYYYYY.

He'll have the best parades! And you should see the uniform he's having designed for himself.

The Navy Gave Wackaloon Pizzagate Guy Jack Posobiec ‘Top Secret’ Clearance. Was That Smart?

What the fucking fuck was this fucking fuckhead doing with a fucking security clearance?

Trump Grabs French First Lady’s Arm By Pussy, Then Pervs All Over Her. Diplomacy!

GODDAMMIT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?

A Sexxxual Good News Roundup Featuring Emmanuel Macron And Also Greta Van Susteren Somehow

LOOK, THERE IS HAPPY NEWS! READ THE HAPPY NEWS!

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Jealous Of Ivanka Trump

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Do we really need an 'environment' anyway?

Donald Trump Ready To Burn Up Paris Climate Agreement, Earth’s Atmosphere

We're not doomed. Just closer to it.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is SHHHHH WE ARE SLEEPING ZZZZZZZZ

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump Gives Press Pass To ‘Alt-Right’ Racist Frog Lunatic (We Mean Again)

We old-timers (online since 1987) don't know what to make of these kids and their Inter Webs anymore.