Tag: emails

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Mitch McConnell IS NOT A Cry Baby! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 22, 2017

Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
Danger! Teachers may have opinions you don't like!

College Prof Who Told Class She Fears Trump Goes Into Hiding After Death Threats. What Silly Fears!

A college teacher said unkind things about Donald Trump and Mike Pence, and now College Republicans are demanding a safe space.

You’ve Never Had A Day As Good As Hillary Clinton’s Friday

If you were too busy losing your entire mind over "grab them by the pussy" yesterday, you might have missed that Wikileaks published what they allege to be partial transcripts of Hillary's paid speeches to Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street firms. I'll...
Been a while. We missed this one.

Alex Jones Won’t Be Fooled When Hillary Clinton Tries To Assassinate Herself

TRICKSTER HILLARY STRIKES AGAIN.

In Hacked Emails, Colin Powell Gossips About Trump, Benghazi, Those Dicks Who Effed Up Iraq

Recently hacked emails from Colin Powell reveal him being far more honest than a former diplomat usually would be. Imagine that!
And for Christ's sake, stop letting Trump claim he was against the battle at Wolf 359!

Hillz, Interrupted: Matt Lauer Not Very Good At Doing Journamalism

Huh. Someone managed to be worse at this job than Chuck Todd.

Did Colin Powell Lead Hillary Clinton Into Life Of Dirty Email Crime? MAYBE!

This is all probably Hillary Clinton's fault somehow.
It's been a while since we've used this!

Donald Trump 90% Wrong At Commander-In-Chief Forum, Exceeds Expectations

Donald Trump dumped out even more concentrated stupid than usual at MSNBC's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' Wednesday. But he didn't scream, so maybe he looked presidential.

What Else Did Vladimir Putin Steal From the DNC?

Exactly how many nudie pictures is the DNC emailing around to itself?

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Russian Hackers Now Using Wikileaks As Sock Puppet. Thanks, Obama!

Happy Back To The Rat Race Day, Wonketariat! Are you looking forward to the coronation of the Khaleesi this week in Philadelphia, where the Democratic National Convention is expected to be a stark contrast to the shit cyclone that tore...
Sounds like he needs to SPLAIN some things to his campaign.

Nice Grandpa Bernie Sanders Gonna BURN YOUR SH*T DOWWWWWN

If you were waiting for Bernie Sanders to release a statement on the clusterfuck that was the Nevada state Democratic convention, hooray! He has done so! If you were waiting for Bernie Sanders to release a statement telling his...
Sure it's poison. But think of the savings!

Rick Snyder Probably Too Busy Ignoring Flint’s Poison Water To Notice All The Legionnaire’s

Just in case you were feeling extra peppy and cheerful today, we're here to wipe that smile right off your face. Because the water crisis in Flint, Michigan, just managed to get a little bit uglier: in addition to...