Tag: email of the day

Deleted Comments of The Day: Birthers, Purity Trolls, And More!

As the custodian of the comments queue, Yr Doktor Zoom sometimes gets a bit jaded -- another day, another bunch of lines from rightwing bumper stickers. Today, though, we came in for withering butthurt from a reader who wants...

Deleted Messages Of The Day: Yr Wonkette Is Not Universally Admired

Oh, golly, kids, did WE ever get an assload of butthurt feedback from Wingnut America after our piece Thursday about Benghazi and Fox News's continuing search for the Real Killers! As you may recall -- or not, depending on...

Deleted Comment Of The Day: ‘Your Face Is So Far Up Obama’s Ass…’

As you all know, Yr Wonkette does not allow comments, but if we did, we would certainly get a lot of interesting communications! For instance, we received this missive from "jsk" in response to Thursday's story about the...

Teabaggers Still E-Mailing Us, Telling Us Not To Drink Anti-Baby ‘Flouride’

Your afternoon editor's inbox has been an absolute delight after some Teabagger blog told its faithful to e-mail him their distaste at the "snatching" of "baby's." Out of the 15 or so e-mails he's received from Teabaggers, only one...

A Children’s Treasury of Teabagger E-mails Against ‘Baby’s Snatching’

Oh no, this whole Brian Doherty thing is just getting sad. Almost immediately after your afternoon editor took him down yesterday, Doherty went back on his blog and attempted a rejoinder. The crux of his new argument is that,...

Jesus Communicator Sends Us Poorly Written Cease-and-Desist Letter

As you learned in civics class, Jesus is the most important branch of the U.S. federal government. And so your afternoon editor wrote a couple of posts about That Dude yesterday and thought nothing of it. But according to...

Scooter Person Asks Us To Stop Being Racist Against Scooter People

If there's one lesson we all must learn, it's that people who ride around on scooters are people too. Granted, they have lost the basic human ability to walk, and would not have survived the world at any point...

Wingnut’s Feelings Hurt By Photos of Slobs At GlennBeckPalooza

Every three years or so, "like clockwork," your editor realizes he still works on the Internet because whatever Internet thing he edits must be forcefully updated to the Internet's current technologies, which in three years' time have usually gone...

‘Your Homosexual Reference Is Sick — SHAME!’

A daily puzzle here at Wonkette's World News Headquarters is trying to figure out what the hell people are going on about, in their emails to your editors, because it's a rare occurrence when an angry reader who stumbled...

Illiterate Southern ‘Vampire’ Offers Racial Advice

Last week your Wonkette posted some news about racism in Tennessee, because it was so shocking and rare and etc. Racism, in the South?! Many days later, this post drained all the way to the Internet's southern parts, where...

George Washington Will Warblog, Correct Liberal History

The Coward-King of Virginia, Wingnut George Washington, has returned to his computer, for warfare. He is taking our attack seriously, at his own peril: Dear Jim Newell, As to your second comment, neither George Washington nor I murdered King George...

If Evan Bayh Does Not Announce His Retirement Today, We Will Eat Our Hats!

Your Wonkette has it on very good authority (a random tip from a random tipster) that the guy who was maybe going to run for president before pussing out the last time around, the lamest of President Obama's would-be...

Unpatriotic Wingnuts Put ‘My Country’ In Scare Quotes

Our favorite-ever letter-writer "Bob" is back, with an email once again expressing his displeasure with our "paper." But maybe he is confused? Or maybe he just HATES OUR NATION. As we've seen with these shocking new surveys of Republican...

Reader Objects To Poor Quality Of Wonkette Newspaper

Poor frustrated reader "bob" has clearly driven himself insane, trying to print out this Internet thing.

Wonkette Joins Lou Dobbs & Michele Bachmann as Proponents of the Birther Conspiracy

People are finally figuring out the Wonkette -- it not only thinks everything is so funny, but it is also cleverly propagating the most vile conspiracy of our Time, that Barack Obama was actually not born at all. He...

Somebody Says ‘Boo’ To Wonkette’s Famous Journalism

Here's a very special Email of the Night, starring somebody who must've come across a confusing link to your Wonkette on some wingnut message board. We've seen a handful of these "referencing nothing in particular" upset emails in the...