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Trump Throws Tantrum Over Sun Stealing Moon. Wonkagenda for Aug. 21, 2017

Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.
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Uh Oh, Trump’s Gone And Pissed Off The Walmart Now!

Look at all these CEOs telling Donald Trump to fuck off after his pitiful response to Charlottesville!

Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017

Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Trump To Planet: Drop Dead

Bye, Earth! BYE!
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Rush Limbaugh Knows Ladies Get Their Periods, Unlike Robots, Who Aren’t Gross Like That

Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.

Rude Old Donald Trump Didn’t Invite Twitter To His Sexxxy Technology Party

Are Donald Trump and his favorite thing ever Twitter HAVING A FIGHT???
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Here, Have A Lot More Star Wars Crap: Your Saturday Nerdout

Happy Long Weekend Saturday, Nerdlings, and here is a whole bunch of Nerdstuff that we meant to bring you last weekend, except some rogue Bernie Sanders droids had to go and steal the blueprints for Hillary Clinton's electoral battle...
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Luke Skywalker Was A Jedi Jihadi, So Emperor Trump Banned Him: Your Saturday Nerdout

Are all you nerdlings ready for the big media frenzy surrounding that movie that comes out next Friday? We are, of course, talking about the most anticipated film of the year, the sequel to that beloved classic that there's...

Electric Car Maker Tesla Motors Beats Projections, Posts Quarterly Profit, Capitalism A Little Sad But Taking It OK

Five hundred million American bucks, chiseled out of your ass, and “loaned” to a South African billionaire who’s building an all-electric luxury car and… it worked? Looks like it! OK, yes, this is Tesla’s first quarterly profit in ten years. And...