Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.
Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II!
So here's a new one: A white supremacist who doesn't like Nazis. Our comments section gets the best visitors!
Yeah, we're just digging this hole deeper.
So little time, so much stupid!
If we were nice, we'd call these folks eccentric. Nahh. They're feckin' eejits.
A veritable cornucopia of Derp
Are Trump supporters becoming less articulate? Probably just a sampling quirk this week.
Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.
You wouldn't believe how easy eliminating voter fraud would be. All you need is to start with a police state...
For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.
Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
On the bright side, Rick Tyler is never getting his way, and will have to be miserable for the rest of his life because of it.
In case you were feeling down on America for flirting with one Mr. Donald J. Trump, fear not! There are other countries to feel bad about (while continuing to feel bad about America, because WTF, America? Donald Trump? REALLY!?)! Say...
Do you remember Scott Walker? He was one of the eleventy billion people running for the GOP nomination, and we were actually worried about him winning because he managed to seem slightly less bloodthirsty and craven than the rest of...