Because obviously God was so into a pussy-grabbing billionaire that he rigged the whole election in his favor!
An entirely complete and not at all biased history of #auspol.
Arizona Senator Jeff Flake is out, but he's not flaking out
Sorry, can't hear Dinesh D'Souza over the sound of his conviction for election fraud.
Kris Kobach gets foiled again by dastardly mainstream media types.
Don't like the racist garbage I'm spewing? Here, go read more and you'll be convinced!
Disclaimer: None of the comments in this week's edition were actually deleted. Some weren't even comments!
Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.
Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II!
So here's a new one: A white supremacist who doesn't like Nazis. Our comments section gets the best visitors!
Yeah, we're just digging this hole deeper.
So little time, so much stupid!
If we were nice, we'd call these folks eccentric. Nahh. They're feckin' eejits.
A veritable cornucopia of Derp
Are Trump supporters becoming less articulate? Probably just a sampling quirk this week.
Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.