Context has a liberal bias.
Also, one company will have a monopoly on all student loan debt. So that will be 'bae'!
Oh Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos, will you ever stop giving?
Huh. Guess we don't need no education, for reals.
Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!
North Carolina Republicans don't take kindly to having to stay up late.
The idea may be unconstitutional, but that seldom stops Oklahoma lawmakers, who know the real problem is liberal courts that won't let 'em have any fun.
Your Pictures Of Grumpy Old Fossils Stomping Around Chicago For Earth Day Science March! (We Mean That With Love)
Thousands of science nerds in Chicago emerge to yell and scream about books and learning.
Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'
Let's beam Mr. Spock into a WALL.
Let's visit the spoiled produce dumpster out behind the Marketplace of Ideas.
So here's a new one: A white supremacist who doesn't like Nazis. Our comments section gets the best visitors!
Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.
Be glad today's the last day of Black History Month. DeVos may not say anything crazy about race for a while.
SPOILER: It's not good.