Those crazy kids and their demon-summoning!
Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.
Why is the Justice Department ordering all these cardboard standees of George Wallace?
When Donald Trump is getting so much done, why would anyone think Democrats can possibly offer an alternative?
Read this comic and be free of sin! Or at least be one very amused sinner.
When I was hungry, you stamped 'I Need Lunch Money' on my arm and sent me home.
In which we wade into a Twitter fight between two journalists. Why would we even DO that?
Context has a liberal bias.
Also, one company will have a monopoly on all student loan debt. So that will be 'bae'!
Oh Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos, will you ever stop giving?
Huh. Guess we don't need no education, for reals.
Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!
North Carolina Republicans don't take kindly to having to stay up late.
The idea may be unconstitutional, but that seldom stops Oklahoma lawmakers, who know the real problem is liberal courts that won't let 'em have any fun.
Your Pictures Of Grumpy Old Fossils Stomping Around Chicago For Earth Day Science March! (We Mean That With Love)
Thousands of science nerds in Chicago emerge to yell and scream about books and learning.
Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'