Tag: ed gillespie

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Virginia Republican Ed Gillespie Just Can’t Rub Off The Trump Stank!

Had enough Trumpocalypse? Let's HAPPY TALK about Virginia's upcoming elections!

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

NRA To Las Vegas Shooting Victims: SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY!

In response to Las Vegas, the NRA will wait EIGHT WHOLE DAYS to start running shitty ads, in Virginia.
This pic could be from the Juggalo march, who the fuck knows?

Watch Out Virginia! Ralph Northam Held Down Your Mother While MS-13 Raped Her, With Votes

Virginia's having a gubernatorial race. Time for shit to get stupid!

Trump Upstages Harvey In Texas. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 30, 2017

Trump showboats in Texas, DeVoss hires DeVry, and Sarah Palin learns about the news. Your morning news brief!

Dumb Virginia Democrat Doesn’t Even Want To Own Slaves! What A Idiot!

It's about Stupid, not Hate. It's also about YOUR OPEN THREAD!

Guns Don’t Kill People. Blah Blah Blah Blah. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 14, 2017

Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!

Alt-White Dipwad Richard Spencer Leads Candlelight Vigil For Confederates’ Hurt Feelings

'Alt-right' wingnuts had a hunka-hunka burnin' love for a Robert E. Lee statue in Virginia. Their ardor was soon extinguished.

Wonkette Lifeboat: Your Hope-Enabling Election Results

Wednesday was one long day of avoiding the news, Wonketteers, and we understand if you've been busy numbing your pain by shopping for shoes or guzzling dark-colored liquors, but we would be remiss if we didn't draw your attention...

Gossip Roundup: Back Seat Driver

Working for the White House? Who, Me?

Daily Briefing: ‘Focused on the Future’