Tag: drinking games

Karl Rove Invents Worst SOTU Drinking Game Ever, In History

Here is Karl Rove's State of the Union drinking game, which has only one rule: the middle class makes Karl Rove want to puke when he hears it mentioned. The middle class makes Karl Rove so sick he can...

State of the State of the Union Liveblogging/Drinking Game: Join Us At 9PM (6PM Pacific)

So many of you are asking, in very concerned-sounding emails, whether or not Wonkette will be performing its standard ritual of liveblogging and "a drinking game" on the night of the State of the Union address. COME ON WHAT...

Here Is Your Obviously Necessary New Hampshire Wonkette Drinking Game!

NO we have not yet entered the 2012 general election phase of America's ongoing destruction, but YES, it is time for a Wonkette drinking game, because how else was anyone planning to survive the hailstorm of dildos raining Apocalypse...

Your Official First GOP Presidential Debate Drinking Game

We will be liveblogging tonight's Republican presidential debate which airs at 9 pm ET on the world's only television channel, Fox News. It will be the DEBATE OF THE CENTURY, if suddenly everyone else on the planet dies and...

Celebrate President Obama’s Legendary First Year With This Handy State Of The Union Drinking Game!

Wee hew, it has been nearly one whole year since newly minted President Barack Obama gave a Not-State-of-the-Union speech, in which he discussed how "resolve" and "green energy" were going to save our economy. Remember this speech, when everybody...

Historical First-Ever President Barack Obama Congressional Address Drinking Game!

It's been a long hard road, people. We've had some hard times, havin' some hard times still. But fellow Americans, one thing is true, so undeniably true: George W. Motherfucking Bush Junior is gone. Yes he is! Feels good....

Last Call: Wonkette’s Final 2008 Debate Drinking Game

Wait, we only have an hour left to put together a drinking game? That's not enough time to create high-quality alcoholic comedy! Well, we shall do our best -- if by "our best" you mean, "We'll just throw together...

NO MORE DRINKING GAMES, JUST DRINKING: Here's your Tuesday Night Financial Apocalypse Obama-Biden Town Hall Debate Schedule. At 8:30 p.m. Eastern, join us for exciting pre-debate live-blogging, followed by hours of crazy debate and post-debate liveblogging from your editors,...

Palin-Biden Debate Drinking Game Begins NOW

Enough with the high-concept drinking games, the fancy prose, and the unrealistic situations -- that you are drinking "with friends," for example. By this time next year, you might be sharing a storage space with your entire extended family,...