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Maggie Haberman SO MAD About … THE DOSSIER. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 25, 2017

Republicans try a new distraction, Mike Pence kills consumer safety in a tux, and Devin Nunes is still an ignorant slut. Your morning news brief.

Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017

Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Trump Judge Pick Doesn’t Want To Give Impression He’s Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.
Not the stabber.

Mike Huckabee Agrees: Slavery Is Pretty Dadgum Cool!

Mike Huckabee has not met an immoral, racist, homophobic, disgusting opinion he doesn't at least SOMEWHAT agree with. Hell, let's do this rapid fire: Syrian refugees are probably just whiners who want America's sweet, sweet Comcast; if the Supreme Court's decision on gay...
We could have used a picture of Ann Coulter, but nobody wants to see that. Here's Wonkette baby, grinning at you instead.

Internet Shocked To Learn Ann Coulter Still Exists. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Oh look, another weekend almost come and gone. But it's still Sunday afternoon, which means we can still day drink or sleep all day or spend the day crying (don't do that, Wonkers!) or whatever it is we want...
LIKE WHAT ARE U EVEN TALKING ABOUT, WONKET?

Let’s Hate Mike Huckabee Some More! Your Weekly Top Ten.

Oh hi there! Sorry to interrupt you vacuuming your cat or whatever it is you do on Sunday afternoons, but we have to count down the top ten posts of the week, so your cat will have to wait....
Stupidest living human? Why not.

Mike Huckabee: If Gays Can Get Married, That Means We Can Buy Black People, Right?

Time for a multiple choice question! Is Mike Huckabee: The world's stupidest living human? Filled with such a seething irrational hatred for gay people, possibly a hatred that lives deep inside his shame-filled Huckapenis, that he literally can't make brain thoughts...
And NO homos

Congressjerk Steve King Warns We Must Brace For Endless Civil War, Thanks SCOTUS

Bad news, guys. We're about to kick off another civil war, according to Iowa Rep. Steve King, who is definitely not A Idiot. What with the Supreme Court poised to force King and all his close personal hetero-friends to...
Surely this man is not crazy.

Alan Keyes’ Army Of One Will Declare WAR On Gay-Marrying Supreme Court, Time To Panic!

Poor Alan Keyes. He just cannot get over things. He knows his arch-nemesis Barack Obama (who probably would be hard-pressed to remember Keyes' name) is out there, making sweet love to our enemies in Iran, so that they may...

Alabama Continues To Reel From Tyrannical Federal Gay Marriage Over-Reach-Around

So it is Wednesday, the third day since Alabama was victimized by a gratuitous federal over-reach-around that required the state to allow gay marriage, even in the really wingnut parts. Let's look at the Alabammy gay sexy news that has happened since...

Wingnut Matt Barber Vows He Will Not Get Gay Married, Even If It Means Death Camps And Jail

It's Monday, which means it's time to open up the old email inbox and muck out all the Nazi analogies that have piled up over the weekend. Today brings us a generous offer from wingnut Matt Barber: "Attached is...

Noted Humanitarian Rush Limbaugh To Be Honored At Missouri Statehouse

National treasure and beloved American public intellectual Rush Limbaugh will join Great Communicators Walter Cronkite, Mark Twain, and Charlie Parker and some others (Harry S Truman, Bob Barker, and John Ashcroft) in the Show Me state's .... nope....

‘Name a Supreme Court Decision’ Question Really Confusing Candidates

At her debate, Christine O'Donnell couldn't come up with the name of a recent Supreme Court decision with which she disagreed, so why not ask this question of the dumb Republican candidate in your race, everyone? That's what...