Tag: dreamers

Donald Trump Deigns To Not Fucking Shut Down Government In Today’s Manic Frenzy

You just know that Trump only found out the bill was ready today.

KA-FUCKIN-BOOM. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 21, 2018

Trump phones a friend, Cambridge Analytica has some explaining to do, and Illinois goes to the polls. Your morning news brief.

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

Gun Nuts Shoot Moral Compasses To Smithereens. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 21, 2018

Local lawmakers shoot down gun control, conspiracy nuts go above and beyond, and a Dem in Kentucky wins back her state House seat. Your morning news brief.

Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?

Senate Gives Dreamers ICE Nightmares. Wonkagenda For Friday, Feb. 16, 2018

The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.

New York Teamsters Going All ‘Sanctuary Union’ To Protect Members From ICE Goon Squads

You can't scare them, they're stickin' to the union.

Happy Valentine’s From Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb 14, 2018

Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!

ICE Knows Some Terrible Fucking Publicity When It Gets It, Gives Stay Of Deportation To Sick Baby’s Dad

Rejoice! ICE has shown absolutely minimal decency to one of its targets. For now.


Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!

Nancy Pelosi Goes 16 Innings For Dreamer Kids, And Some Guy’s Being A Dick

Nancy Pelosi can talk about real Americans about forty times longer than Donald Trump can read anything.

White House Can’t Decide Who’s Lazier, Mexicans Or Democrats, Napping Under The Cactus In Their Big Sombreros

The hardest-working administration in history has thoughts on lazy Mexicans.

Vive le Résistance! Wonkagenda for Wed., Feb. 7, 2018

Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!