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Peace In Our Time! Donald Trump Can’t Possibly Go Wrong In Meeting Kim Jong Un

Oh good, peace is surely at hand now. Somebody find a dove.

Federal Judge Karate-Chops Trump On DACA, Like: THWACK And Also KAPOW!

US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.
Just gonna make America great again here

DOJ And FBI Dusting Off Hillary Clinton-Brand Speculum For Double-Headed Investigation!

The Society To Prevent Cruelty To Dead Horses has already lodged a complaint.

Donald Trump Laughing About Climate Change Again Because Fuck Puerto Rico, Right?

If he hasn't learned science in 71 years, he won't learn it now.

Mueller Made Flynn Plead Guilty, So Now Trump Has To Call Flynn A Dirty Liar. Sad!

Get ready for Sarah Huckabee Sanders to announce that Mike Flynn is a great American patriot and a lying weasel.

Tax Bill Full Of Stupid Shit Nobody Read, Let Your Accountant Take Care Of It, Let’s Go Golfing

Writing legislation that screws people quickly is haaaaaard.

Trump Faves ‘MAGAPill,’ Which Knows Hillary Molested An Underage Girl, A Thing That Definitely Happened

'Idiocracy' is looking more and more like a utopian vision of the future.

Today We Are All The Twitter Employee Who Deactivated Donald Trump’s Account

For eleven minutes yesterday, Mike Pence's Twitter account was president (yes, we stole that).

Donald Trump Attacks VA Dem Ralph Northam, Gets More Than He Bargained For

Donald Trump wants to Make the Confederacy Great Again

Donald Trump Accidentally Does Right Thing, INPEACH!

Donald Trump inadvertently saves 401(k)s. Is still a garbage human.

Trump Will Save Puerto Rico And California Soon As He’s Done Writing These Terrific Tweets

Maybe if the wildfires and hurricanes said more nice things about Donald Trump...

Trump Takes Break From Golfing To Tweet Asshole Things At The Mayor Of San Juan

How is he even a real person, never mind President of the United States?

Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He’s Doing In Puerto Rico!

Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?

Donald Trump Scolds Lazy Puerto Ricans For Letting Hurricane Hit Their Island

Man with 11 bankruptcies wants Puerto Rico to pay his debts? How ... rich.

Violence Against Hillary Clinton: Is It *Ever* Not Funny, Donald Trump?

Something Something 'only a bit of fun. Your OPEN THREAD!