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San Bernardino Mass Shooting GREAT News For Donald Trump

Another mass shooting happened in America, because Wednesday, and while Donald Trump, like his fellow Republican presidential candidates, was at first reserved in his response -- "California shooting looks very bad," he tweeted, failing to offer the obligatory "thoughts...

Donald Trump Has YOOOOOOGE, Beautiful Plan To Elect Hillary Clinton President

Recently, Donald "I am Donald Trump!" Trump had to reassure everyone that no, he is not a secret Democratic operative, playing in the GOP primary for the purposes of making all the other candidates eat each other alive and...

Hey, GOP, If You Love Donald Trump So Much, You Can Shove Him Up Your Butthole

Do you love Donald Trump SOOOO much you'd gay-marry him and his totally not fake hair, if that weren't a gross abomination? If you are a Republican, probably yes! (But without the gay marriage, obvs; you'd just anonymously blow...