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Robert Mueller Following The Money All The Way Up Russia’s Dirty, Dirty Ass

MONEY LAUNDERING SAY WHAT?

Here’s What The Fuck Is Going On With Steve Bannon And Robert Mueller

Rachel Maddow figured it out. Rachel Maddow ALWAYS figures it out.

Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist!

SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!

DONALD TRUMP WALL STREET JOURNAL RUSSIA TREASON NO DEMENTIA NO DEMENTIA YOU ARE THE DEMENTIA

WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWED TO SIT DOWN WITH JOURNALISTS?

Will Unemployed Blogger Steve Bannon Fuck Trump On Russia? Reckon He Might!

Bannon has a lawyer and he's on his way to the House Intelligence Committee. But what will he say?????

It’s Real Fuckin’ Obvious Why GOP Didn’t Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript

YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Trump Stands For National Anthem Like True Patriot, Remembers At Least Nine Words Of It ALMOST PERFECTLY

Did Donald Trump forget the words to the national anthem of the country he is president of again? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE!

Steve Bannon Sorry For Biting Off Own Cock While Sucking It, Won’t Make THAT Mistake Again

NOW GIVE HIM BACK HIS WINGNUT WELFARE DOLLARS, REBEKAH MERCER!

Jake Tapper Disembowels Stephen Miller Then Wipes His Gut Blood On His Face Like In A Horror Movie

Stephen Miller makes us miss the warmth and wit of Anthony Scaramucci.

Where’s Your Roy Cohn, Donald Trump? Oh That’s Right, He’s In Hell.

HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

The 68,423 Most Fucked Up Quotes In Michael Wolff’s Trump Book That AREN’T About Steve Bannon

Bet Donald Trump's button is feeling pretty small today.

Fusion GPS Just Threw The Fuck Down On Trump And GOP Congress, And It Was MAGNIFICENT

RELEASE THE GODDAMNED TRANSCRIPTS.

Trump’s New Year’s Eve Grab-A-Puss-A-Palooza Looks Like It Was Good Wholesome Fun

Don't you wish you could party with the Trumps at Mar-a-Lago? If not, why not?