Tag: donald trump jr
All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.
Did one of his dairy cows drop him on his head while he was fucking it, ALLEGEDLY?
Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.
Now Devin Nunes can just obstruct justice for Donald Trump full time! LOL just kidding he was already doing that.
Here's all your latest Mueller investigation news! SPOILER it is all real dumb.
Here's what REALLY happened the night before the Moscow Miss Universe pageant.
Things we do not need today: Journalism-splaining from Axios on how everybody SHOULD have handled Sam Nunberg.
How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?
We are sorry for calling Carter Page the dumbest person in the Trump-Russia investigation, we will never do that again.
We wouldn't hire any of these fuckers either.
Pop the popcorn, shit is getting GOOD.
Shit is about to get real, y'all.
OHHHHHH Hope Hicks! What have you DONE?
Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.
Local lawmakers shoot down gun control, conspiracy nuts go above and beyond, and a Dem in Kentucky wins back her state House seat. Your morning news brief.
Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!