Tag: Donald Trump

Can Donald Trump Jr. And Erik Prince Please Go The Fuck To Jail Yet?

At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.

President Poop Clown HEREBY DEMANDS To Be Treated Like Halfwit Wannabe Dictator He Is!

SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!

Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?

Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...

Indiana’s GOP Senate Candidate Wants America Run Like Business. His Business Sucks Ass.

Why do these guys keep insisting something that isn't a business should be run like one?

Nazi Mother-In-Law Fucker Off To Jail. But Not For Assaulting His Lover’s Daughter (His Wife)

Try not to cry too hard for this Nazi schmuck, whose bizarre domestic battery case violated his probation in a whole 'nother crime.

Nice Women’s Health Clinic You Got Here, Shame What They’re About To Do To It

Diminishing access to contraception is a feature, not a bug.
Trump making a fool of himself while posing with a more dignified taco bowl

Trump Has A Selective Criterion For Calling People ‘Animals.’ One Guess What It Is

Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.

What, It’s Not Like He Called Them ‘Rats’ And ‘Vermin’ And ‘Parasites’

Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.
Dr. Voss slips on surgical gloves to "interrogate" Mrs. Peel

Resistance, Get Your Red-State Dems In Line!

And Mark Warner too.

Let’s Liveblog Donald Trump Jr.’s Senate Lies, Since There’s Obviously Nothing Else Going On Today

Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real.

LOL President Dumb Shit Got Played On North Korea, Can You Believe It?

You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.
Dora the Explorer mug shot meme

Why Not Just Put The Immigrant Kids Ripped From Their Parents In Manzanar?

What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there.

Don’t Tell Glenn Greenwald To STFU Because He’s Gay! Do It Because He’s A FUCKING IDIOT.

STOP GAYBASHING GLENN GREENWALD BY TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP, YOU GUYS!

Scott Pruitt Just Trying To Kill You Is All

Gosh, who'd have thought reorienting the EPA to help industry could have unfortunate effects?

If Trump And Sean Hannity Keep Having Nightly Phone Sex, Hannity Will Get Crotch Crickets In His Ear

GET IT? BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WEAR RUBBERS!

How John McCain Contributed To His Own Abuse At The Hands of The Totally Predictable Mobbed-Up, Sociopathic Cruelty Of The Trump Administration

Everyone by now knows the name of Kelly Sadler, the White House aide who is the apparent "victim” of people “leaking” the actual words that come out of her mouth. Sadler, like all of us at some point, apparently made...