Tag: Donald Trump

Deleted Comments: Hey, Did You Know Al Franken Is Jewish? Like, Really, REALLY Jewish!

Not only that, but Roy Moore, is surprisingly like Mick Jagger. We are not making that up.

Your Weekly Ten Is NOT Gonna Let That Fucker Trump Ruin Christmas

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

THIS IS SERIOUS. Rep. Adam Schiff Just Hit The ‘OH FUCK!’ Button

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

It’s The GOP Tax Bill Hokey-Pokey!

THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?

WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? Oh, It’s Just The Trump Justice Department Again

We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.

Mike Huckabee So Mad Fired Mueller FBI Guy Did LITERAL COUP To Trump, By Sexting

This is definitely a thing that happened.
And then he'll grow his beard back

Paul Ryan Considering Retiring, Just As Soon As He Makes It Impossible For Anyone Else To

Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!

Washington Post Says Trump’s Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

‘Morning Joe’ And Hyper-Feminist Mike Huckabee Having BIG FIGHT, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.

Let Us Frolic In This Bath Of Right-Wing Tears, Alabama Senate Election Edition

Your look at all the right-wing reactions to Doug Jones's win in Alabama.

Trump Hands Kirsten Gillibrand Knife, Begs Her To Chop Off His Peener

Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!

How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?

The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.

The 69,872 Most Crazy-Ass Scoops In Maggie Haberman’s New Profile Of King Trump

HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.