Tag: donald rumsfeld

Science: ‘Massaging Your Scalp With Cigarette Ash’ Might Be Ill-Advised

Aww, Jim Inhofe’s grandchildren built Al Gore a spacious snow cavern to live in! How did they know Al's fursona was a "homeless but sensitive polar bear?" Looks like it's going to be another lonely, miserable Valentine's Day, huh?...

(Original) Douchey No-Name Bush Speechwriter In Cahoots With Donald Rumsfeld!

New information has arisen concerning former mid/lower-level no-name douchey excerpt-mongering George W. Bush speechwriter, the very smart conservative person Matt Latimer! Last week we examined the useless, exploitative heap of self-preserving, unconfirmable anecdotes he passed along to GQ to...

Backlog Wonk’d: Arlen Specter Watches The Baseball, Hitchens Enjoys Noel Coward, Tony Perkins Throws Off ‘Vibes’

What a fantastic spring it's been in DC, what with the terrible muggy spell in early May, and now there's nothing but terrible swampy grossness ahead! Fortunately, DC's "celebrities" can be spotted both in- and out of doors, where...

Paultards Find Swine Flu/Rumsfeld Conspiracy Connection

The Daily Paul has WON THE AFTERNOON with this post, from yesterday, about how Donald Rumsfeld tried to make the 1976 Swine Flu an issue -- INVENTED IT? -- to win his boss, Gerald Ford, the presidency. The Paultards...

Springtime Wonk’d: Washington Fancies Blooming Like Beautiful Crocuses

Now that the cold, snowy weather is over and Washingtonians can just parade around in the freezing drizzle, everybody from Jill Biden to a certain former presidential candidate are out doing "normal people" things such as shopping and driving....

Cheney Sad!

Partly Cloudy With Chance of Shame

Rummy Resigned Early