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Donald Trump Opens His Shithole

Shithead says what?

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

The 69,872 Most Crazy-Ass Scoops In Maggie Haberman’s New Profile Of King Trump

HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.

Meet Roy Moore Lawyer ‘Trenton.’ Trenton Just Chewed His Own Dick Off On MSNBC. Oh, Trenton!

What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Trump Idiots Pretty Sure Beyoncé To Blame For Donald Trump Being So Rapey

It's so obvious, and if you can't see it, you're probably IN ON THE CONSPIRACY.
This is a big dumbfuck deal

Ex-Trumper Corey Lewandowski Revives Birther Nonsense, As If Week Weren’t Stupid Enough Already

CNN's Corey Lewandowski did a great job of defending his former boss, Donald Trump, from Barack Obama's assessment that Trump is unfit for office. How? By asking where the hell Obama's birth certificate is.

Barack Obama Kills Final White House Correspondents’ Dinner To Death, In Style

Just in case you missed it, here's Your President Barack Barry Hussein Bamz Obama in his eighth and final appearance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and after doing this seven previous times, he has this stuff down. It's...

Chick Who Maybe Banged Ted Cruz Pretty Sure His Uggo Wife Deserves What She Gets

Hey, you remember Katrina Pierson? That insane lady what goes on the television and says Donald Trump is dreamy, and who maybe allegedly according to the National Enquirer let Ted Cruz put his tiny Canadian maple leaf-flavored erection inside her vagina....

How We Got Even Dumber Watching TV ‘News’ On San Bernardino

Jesus, but this story was an effing mess. Watching the major networks (primarily Fox, MSNBC, and CNN, although at one point we flipped to CBSNews for about 20 minutes because we needed a power nap), yr Wonkette was subjected to so...
Fuck off.

Hey Wolf Blitzer, Why You Gotta Be So Mean To Poor Lincoln Chafee?

Let's get a couple things out of the way right now. Lincoln Chafee (D-Used To Be R, Then I) is never going to be president -- of America, of Rhode Island, or of the Kiwanis Club. (OK, maybe the Kiwanis Club.)...

Let’s Netflix And Chill While We Pretend To Watch Democrats Chit-Chat: Your Debate Preview!

On a scale of one to comatose, how sexcited are you for Tuesday's Democratic primary debate in Las Vegas? Hey. Hey, you. Wake up. This is important, OK? This is about the future of U.S. America, bitches. Sure, it...
GROSS

Bill Cosby: I Put The Rape Drugs In The Women

In news that will surprise NOBODY IN THE WORLD, it's being reported that Bill Cosby admitted, all the way back in 2005, that yes, he got some rapey Quaaludes, to give to ladies, for rapey purposes: Bill Cosby testified in...
And Billo was one of the more restrained ones

How Are Wingnuts Reacting To Paris Massacre? You’d Be Surprised! (No You Wouldn’t)

While Parisians took to the streets with their "Je Suis Charlie" signs yesterday to quietly express solidarity with the murdered satirists and bystanders at the offices of Charlie Hebdo, the American Wingnut-Industrial Complex was in Full Panic Mode, explaining...

2014: The Year All Rape Ended Forever Because It Never Existed Obviously

In the early days of 2014, the world was a simpler, happier place. Bill Cosby was still a kindly, grandfatherly funnyman and not a horrible monster rapist, and we all enjoyed playfully teasing him about his sweaters and Jell-O...
Good job, CNN

The 2014 Suckages of CNN, Ranked

People say a lot of stupid things. And throughout all of 2014, you'd be hard-pressed to find more people saying stupider things in one place than on CNN. From racist segments making fun of primitive natives to giving airtime to every...