Tag: DoE

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!

COMEY TO AMERICA! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 9, 2017

The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.

Senate Grownups Poop On House Intel Committee. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 30, 2017

The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017

Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!

Gal Who Used To Lie For Dick Cheney & John Cornyn & Bush Admin. Energy Dept. Will Now Lie For BP

Troubled oil giant BP, which just wants its life back, is having a "bad news year" and needs the kind of experienced press flak who's got plenty of experience lying for America's most evil people. This is, after all,...

And Now Obama Will Build Nuke Plants Everywhere

Liberal heartthrob Barack Obama had so much fun bombing Muslims over the weekend! There's hardly anything that drives the libtards nuts like having the robot death planes bomb poor countries and then having somebody at a podium just barely...

Thanks For Ruining Steven Chu’s Facebook Experience

Oh great, now you cretins have ruined the Facebook experience of a Nobel-prize-winning physicist who is saving America from Energy Problems, when he's not cooking or trying to learn golf. After Energy Secretary Chu's personal Facebook page was publicized by...