Tag: DNC hack

Have We Mentioned That Everyone At Fox Is Going Straight To Hell?

Actually, hell is too good for them.

Trump Quit-Fires Last Grown-Up In White House. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 23, 2018

HR McMaster is quit-fired for John Bolton, you're about to see Trump's peener, and join us in DC for the March For Our Lives!
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Just Now Getting To The Fun Part Of His Investigation

Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!

Robert Mueller All Up In Jared Kushner’s Fucked Up Money Business Again, Oh Shit!

Come on down, Jared, it's YOUR TURN AGAIN!

Working Hard Or Hardly … Eh, It’s Trump, What Do You Want. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 28, 2017

Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.

The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :(

Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.

Donna Brazile Wrote A Thing. Oh.

Are we supposed to have a reaction to this?

DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017

Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.

TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS!

Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.
Any story combining 'Trump' and 'intelligence' makes us nervous

THE MYSTERIOUS ADVENTURES OF THE PERFESSER, THE RUSSIAN LADY SPY, AND THIS FUCKING TRUMP IDIOT

Trump campaign staffer George Papadopoulos pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI. Also, admitted being moron.

How Is Facebook Breaking America For Trump And Russia Today?

HOW IS IT NOT?

All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.

BREAKING: Manafort’s Notes From Russian Spy Meeting Are Real And They Are SPECTACULAR

AND THE TRUMP-RUSSIA HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING!

Dana Rohrabacher Ready To Dead-Drop Julian Assange’s Love Notes Into Donald Trump’s Pants

Rohrabacher has THE REAL TRUTH about who hacked last year's election, and surprise, it wasn't his beloved motherland Russia.