We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.
How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?
So. We meet again.
The New Cruelty marches on.
The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!
Just give it up, dude.
Robbing FEMA to pay Wall.
This time for sure!
Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
You might think this document weakens the case for the travel ban. But it was a weak case to start with, so why should another report hurt?
Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?
Another example of what happens when you 'unshackle' border enforcement.
Home Of The Scared
'This is resign-in-protest stuff,' says Rachel Maddow
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