Tag: dhs

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

OK, Which Of You Libs Faked The Minnesota Mosque Bombing? Seb Gorka Is Just Asking!

Why would Donald Trump comment on a mosque bombing before Hillary Clinton's emails have been investigated, again?

Trump Can’t BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.

White House Says Sessions Won’t Go To DHS, So Sessions To DHS Probably, Yeah?

No way they thought of this themselves...

Will Trump Fire General John Kelly For Being Gay For James Comey?

ERRBODY ASS GETTIN' FIRED UP IN HERE!

General Kelly’s Kind And Benevolent Deportation Force Running Fuckin’ AMOK

Why is anyone thrilled that this deportation-happy jerk is getting promoted?

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!

Trump Pussgrabbing All Over Paris. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 14, 2017

Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.

Team Trump Would Like To Deport State Department. What Could Go Wrong?

This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.

Obama’s Homeland Security Chief Says Russia Fucked Us HARD, Y’all

How many states did they target? ALL OF THEM KATIE? How many state election systems did DHS audit? Um, about that.

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Guess Sheriff David Clarke Will Only Kill People In Milwaukee, Not Whole Country, Darn.

We probably haven't heard the last of David Clarke, especially if there's a TV camera within 20 miles.
She's got to be thrilled by this

Homeland Security Neutralizes Another Threat To America: Parents Of American Citizens

If the parents are deported, what happens to their citizen kids? That's their problem.

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!