Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.
Justice Gorsuch Accidentally Forgets To Bone Immigrants For A Second, But Don’t Worry, He’ll Get Better
Even a blind squirrel gets a broken clock twice a day.
This isn't even close to normal. This will take years for the light to normal to reach.
Now don't go making up a bunch of fake news about this story, OK? They're watching you.
Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.
Those lousy Samaritans are in big trouble, too.
Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?
Did Russia Tell Trump To Bitch Constantly About The 2016 Election Being #RIGGED? We Are Just Asking Questions!
Also, new details about the Obama administration's response to Russian fuckery in the 2016 election!
It's just like the Civil War, only California killed Lincoln. (Jeff Sessions is bad at history.)
Don't worry, it's only a little fascism, and it's probably not happening to your family. Yet.
Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!
What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?
At first you won't believe how evil these bastards are. Then you'll remember there's no bottom.
Nancy Pelosi kicks all sorts of ass (in heels), Congress tries to avert another shutdown, and San Diego Rep. Duncan Hunter is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER, for which he's blaming his wife. Your morning news brief.
Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.
Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.