Tag: deportations

Trump Judge Draws Line At Sending Mexicans DIRECTLY TO GET BEHEADED BY CARTELS

It's hardly a roadblock to the New Cruelty, but any good news is still good news.

Trump’s DHS Now Revoking Naturalized Citizenship Because It Is Their Funnest Thing!

If you look hard enough, you can find criminals everywhere.

What Heinous Fuckery Is ICE Up To Now?

One story to raise your blood pressure, and one to reduce it a bit.

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!

Trump: No Muslim Ban, No Muslim Ban, YOU’RE A Muslim Ban!

This time for sure!

What Bad Dudes Are We Deporting Today? Dads And DREAMers, Of Course

More dispatches from the New Cruelty

Silly Rachel Maddow Thinks Leaked DHS Report Destroys Case For Trump Travel Ban

You might think this document weakens the case for the travel ban. But it was a weak case to start with, so why should another report hurt?

It’s Cool, Border Police Probably Quiz ALL Tech Developers, Not Just African Ones

Another example of what happens when you 'unshackle' border enforcement.

Trump Just Deporting The Fuck Out Of Everyone Now

Home Of The Scared
Check their wallets first

Let’s Pretend Justice Department’s Reversal On Private Prisons Isn’t Just Big Payoff For Campaign Cash

Don't wanna cause a big s-s-sensation / Just Talkin' 'Bout Incarceration.

Deleted Comments: Kellyanne Conway Is Hot

Are Trump supporters becoming less articulate? Probably just a sampling quirk this week.
Artistic rendering.

Los Angeles Police Chief To Trump: Nah Mang, We Ain’t Doing Your Dirty Work

LAPD Chief Charlie Beck says deportation is 'not our job; nor will I make it our job.' Applause!

Trump Surrogate: Mexico Border Wall Actually Just Donald Trump’s Imaginary Friend

Also, the 12 million immigrants he is going to deport are only rhetorical immigrants living inside Tommy Westphall's snowglobe.
Field notes: Subject 'Trumpy' issues 'pant-hoot' challenge immediately prior to flinging feces

Trump Shows America How He Will Deport Mexicans, On Live TV!

Donald Trump won himself even more love from the We Hates Foreigns crowd Tuesday as he ignored questions from Univision news anchor Jorge Ramos at a press event, told him to go back where he came from (Univision), and...

Republicans So Anguished About Border Children, They Will Not Stop Until They Do Nothing About It

Have you heard there is a Katrina at the border, and that Katrina is a hurricane of little brown children, mostly unaccompanied by any adults, who have traveled thousands of miles to escape the violence in their Central American...

Brutal Dictator Barack Obama Rams Messican-Loving Dream Act Down Everyone’s Throat

Perhaps you remember that heady last week of the pre-Tea Party Congress, when Harry Reid pushed about 57 major pieces of legislation through the Senate. (Nancy Pelosi had already passed them all through the House in about the first...