Tag: Deportation

New York Teamsters Going All ‘Sanctuary Union’ To Protect Members From ICE Goon Squads

You can't scare them, they're stickin' to the union.

ICE Knows Some Terrible Fucking Publicity When It Gets It, Gives Stay Of Deportation To Sick Baby’s Dad

Rejoice! ICE has shown absolutely minimal decency to one of its targets. For now.

10-Year-Old Girl With Cerebral Palsy Out Of Immigration Jail, Back With Parents, Ready To Take Your Job

Score this one as a win against the New Cruelty. For now.

Kris Kobach LITERALLY Copy-Pasting Your Uncle’s ‘Illeagalz’ Chain Emails

Trump has the very best people. And they get their information from the very best fever swamp emails.

Trump Expands Muslim Travel Ban To … Venezuela? Fuck It, Why Not!

Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.

Who Is Suing Donald Trump Today?

Blue state A.G.s destroyed Trump's travel ban; let's hope they have similar success defending DACA.

End DACA? Well, Trump Didn’t Know You Were Going To Be MAD About It!

He say DACA, ain't there nothin' I can take? He say DACA, to relieve this bellyache?

Donald Trump Prepares To Deport Our Best, Keep The Nazis

DACA recipients get Trump-punted.

Trump Did His Kid’s Russia Homework! Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug 1, 2017

Trump does Little Donnie's Russian homework, Republicans try to move from healthcare, and Eric Trump tells Hannity about his dad's loads. Your morning news brief.

General Kelly’s Kind And Benevolent Deportation Force Running Fuckin’ AMOK

Why is anyone thrilled that this deportation-happy jerk is getting promoted?
She's got to be thrilled by this

Homeland Security Neutralizes Another Threat To America: Parents Of American Citizens

If the parents are deported, what happens to their citizen kids? That's their problem.

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

E.T. Phones VOICE Hotline

We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.