Tag: department of homeland security

if you're not doing anything wrong, then why would you mind?

Department Of Homeland Security Wants To Keep List Of Journalists’ ‘Sentiment.’ THIS IS FINE!

Now don't go making up a bunch of fake news about this story, OK? They're watching you.

Did Russia Tell Trump To Bitch Constantly About The 2016 Election Being #RIGGED? We Are Just Asking Questions!

Also, new details about the Obama administration's response to Russian fuckery in the 2016 election!
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Just Now Getting To The Fun Part Of His Investigation

Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!

Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?

Get Head Start For Your American Baby And Get Deported! Trump Admin’s Newest Sick, Evil Shit

At first you won't believe how evil these bastards are. Then you'll remember there's no bottom.

ICE Hankering To Be The Actual SS. Pass The Tequila Please.

Make La Migra an actual spy agency? What could possibly go wrong?

Russia Did It, Y’all. And Nobody Fucking Cares.

Turns out Russia DID penetrate voting systems, but don't worry, it was only in a HANDFUL OF STATES.
Whoops! (yes, it's shopped. Kansas is not tropical. Yet.)

Trump Disbands Fake Voter Fraud Commission, Now We’ll Never Know How Many Millions He Won By

Donald Trump hasn't quite buried his crappy 'voter fraud' commission -- it's just going underground.

For Christmas, Trump Gives Refugee Parents A Break From Their Tiny Babies — For Months Even!

Amazingly, the bar for Trump administration ideas can probably go even lower.

Trump Admin Steps Back From Complete Dick Move On DACA Renewals, Is Now Only Half A Dick

Some very, very qualified Nice Time, hooray.

Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts!

Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.

Putin’s Arch-Nemesis Allowed To Come To America Again, Because SUCK IT, PUTIN!

WHY THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Homeland Security Just Took A Year To Tell States They Got Hacked By Russia. THEY WERE ON A BREAK.

The Department of Homeland Security decided it might be a good idea to tell states they'd been hacked. You think?

General John Kelly Murdered Sheriff David Clarke’s White House Job Dreams

Wingnut former sheriff David Clarke won't get a White House job, but as God is his witness, he'll never not be on Fox News again!

Trump And Jeff Sessions Just Took A Tiki Torch To DACA

This was nothing more than a love letter to the same Nazi white supremacists who marched through Charlottesville.