Tag: department of homeland security

Guess Sheriff David Clarke Will Only Kill People In Milwaukee, Not Whole Country, Darn.

We probably haven't heard the last of David Clarke, especially if there's a TV camera within 20 miles.

A Plan So Dumb And Vindictive *Even Trump’s White House* Said No!

What if the real leaker is Barack Obama?????? It isn't. But if it were??????

E.T. Phones VOICE Hotline

We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.

Jason Chaffetz Sure He’s As Clean As A Whistle, Because Of All These Enemas (He Said That)

How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?

Twitter Won’t Unmask Rogue ‘Alt-Gov’ Accounts To Help Trump, Is That Even Legal?

Government attempt to unmask Twitter user gets a Fail Whale.

Trump’s Dumbass Budget Proposal Totally Great, If You Want To Start World War III

Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.

Craven Dicksnot Rep. Jason Chaffetz CAN’T WAIT To Investigate Obama’s ‘Wire Tapp’ On Trump!

Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.
Check their wallets first

Let’s Pretend Justice Department’s Reversal On Private Prisons Isn’t Just Big Payoff For Campaign Cash

Don't wanna cause a big s-s-sensation / Just Talkin' 'Bout Incarceration.
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Trump Might Send 100,000 National Guard Troops To Round Up Illegal Mexicans. Totally Normal.

Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?

Clip And Save! It’s Your Splendid Lawsplainer Of The Muslim Ban And The Courts!

Why Is the Muslim Ban in All the Courts at Once? Let's Wonksplore!