There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.
According to CNN, the first indictments have happened!
Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!
It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.
So many sexxxy Democrats don't want you to lose your house just because your kid got sick!
Hooray! Come celebrate in this, your OPEN THREAD!
Mom! Dinesh D'Souza's torturing the logic again!
Everything about this plan is the best.
Senate Wants Trump Jr. And Paul Manafort To Testify About Every Russian They’ve Ever Met (And JILL STEIN?!)
MUST-SEE TV! Unless it doesn't happen.
Oh look! COLLUSION! And this is only the beginning, we bet!
TELL 'EM, NANCY!
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DONALD TRUMP?
Fuck the White House's lies, because the REAL TRUTH is coming out!
Sean Spicer has the day off, because he's washing his grundle or something.
HEYO! Some Republicans are being halfway decent about the James Comey firing. IS YOUR REPUBLICAN BEING GOOD?