FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DONALD TRUMP?
Fuck the White House's lies, because the REAL TRUTH is coming out!
Sean Spicer has the day off, because he's washing his grundle or something.
HEYO! Some Republicans are being halfway decent about the James Comey firing. IS YOUR REPUBLICAN BEING GOOD?
Trump idiots just can't understand why Democrats aren't APPLAUDING him for firing James Comey!
Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.
In which we say One Nice Thing about Neil Gorsuch. Also, this is your open thread!
Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.
Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!
Pussgrab McWeakSad had a weak and sad night!
HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!
Senate Democrats ready to filibuster the piss out of Trump's SCOTUS nominee on day one! SI SE PUEDE!
Mexico's president stays home, Republicans struggle to scheme, and Trump is going all Benghazi on HIS private emails. Your morning news brief!