Tag: dementia

It’s Not 11:00 AM Yet, So SHHHHHHH THE PRESIDENT IS STILL HAVING BEDROOM TIME!

President Lazy Ass even bigger President Lazy Ass than he was when he started. Wonder why!

Latest SALACIOUS TRUMP GOSSIP From Michael Wolff 100% Fucking True: A Wonkette Fact-Check!

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Trump Knows What Women Want! Your Wonkagenda for Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Trump has a spot for the ladies, TrumpCare rides again (again), and Hannity throws another tantrum. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Pretty Mad At North Korean President, Whoever That Might Be

Kim Jong Dead? When was Kim Jong Il?

GOP Senator Has Sick Old Wife With Dementia, Maybe A Mistress, And Matthew Boyle Is ON IT.

We’re still trying to make sense of this utterly bizarre and disgusting story that came out of Mississippi over the weekend. It involves Sen. Thad Cochran (R), who is running for re-election to a seventh term in office this...

Dying Glenn Beck Dying, Has Crackpot Theory About Him Dying

OMG, you guys, Glenn Beck is dying! At least we think so, as he is very cryptic about it. He got all teary and such on his radio show today, and while that's pretty much an every-second occurrence for...

OBVIOUS HUMOR EXPLAINED: An important Scientific Study reveals that sarcasm is actually a form of mind-reading, so congratulations Wonkette fans, you get a BIG GOLD STAR for your paranormal brilliance.

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