Tag: deleted comments

Fer one thing, its eyes are just teensy li'l things, and it don't have a hat.

Deleted Comments: You Mental Midgets Can’t Write A Headline Without FUCK or NAZI! LOL

One good way to not get called a Nazi: don't walk around with swastikas and torches.

Deleted Emails: How’s Your Garbage Piece Of Shit Website No One Cares About? :)

'Dr Cuck' and Rebecca Skankoff' are probably the worst porn names EVER.

Deleted Comments: Maybe Once You Read More Racist Rants, You’ll Like Racism More

Don't like the racist garbage I'm spewing? Here, go read more and you'll be convinced!

Deleted Comments: How Did Vegan Baby Butthole Get Trump Elected?

Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...

Deleted Emails: Now Is The Time On Wonkette When German Artists Go Dumpster Diving!

Whatever you do, don't mention the war.
Yes, yes, we know the USSR is defunct. Whatevs.

Deleted Comments: You Think Cultural Marxism Is A Joke?? (Yes. Yes We Do.)

It's another heapin' helpin' of Deleted Derp, fresh from the comment mines of Wonkette.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Pretty Much About Badass Congress Ladies, Being Badass!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Princess Sunbutt Will Rise Again!

Deleted Comments: Yankees Too Dumb To Know They Stoled Old Glory From The Confederate Flag!

It's hard to keep a proud neo-Confederate down -- or out of the comments on an article from two years ago.

Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.

Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Is A Bot Account Used To Spread Disinformation

Disclaimer: None of the comments in this week's edition were actually deleted. Some weren't even comments!

Deleted Comments: Six Faces Of Derp

Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.
No one can handle the truth about Hillary's illness!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: ‘Subject: Your Shitty Website’

We've got logical fallacies and, by complete coincidence, also a Flat Earther this week.

Your Weekly Top Ten Thinks Hillary Clinton Can Do What She Damn Well Wants

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Jane, you igneous slut

Deleted Comments: We Have No Idea What These People Are Talking About, But Boy Are They Angry

These kids today with their crazy slang!

Your Weekly Top Ten Feels Like Trump Has Been President For 100 FUCKING YEARS

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Sorry. Had to spell it that way this once

Deleted Comments: Nazis And Furries And My Little Pony Because Man, People Suck

Yep, far-right loonies are everywhere.