Tag: deep state

Did The Deep State Murder Sean Hannity’s Twitter Account? And Then Resurrect It?

Sean Hannity's Twitter account disappeared for a night and wingnut conspiracy theorists are ON IT.

DOJ Dick-Punches Devin Nunes Over Dumbass Fake Memo

Devin Nunes deserves every bit of this.

President Loud Stupid Talked To Reporters Without Adult Supervision Again. It Went Just Great.

Trump CAN'T WAIT to testify before Robert Mueller's grand jury! Just kidding, Trump's lawyer says that is fake news.

Let’s Skim NYMag’s Glenn Greenwald Profile And See How Stupid It Is

New York Magazine did a profile of Glenn Greenwald. It is a very bad profile.

Oprah 2020 Hopes Crash And Burn After Alex Jones Says Thing

BREAKING: ALEX JONES MIGHT BE LI'L BIT RACIST.

Paul Ryan Loves Devin Nunes And Scratches His Belly And Helps Him Cover Up Trump-Russia

Guess who's got Devin Nunes's back in the witch hunt to destroy FBI/DOJ in order to cover up Trump's crimes? That's right, IT'S PAUL RYAN!

Trump Back To Work Watching ‘Fox & Friends’ And Twitter-Bitching About Huma Abedin

Guess Trump's New Year's resolution was to say dumb shit on Twitter a whole lot.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

Hey Devin Nunes, Is It Comfy Up There Inside Donald Trump’s Butt?

Who's obstructing justice in the Russia investigation this week? ALL OF THEM KATIE!

Look At These Fucking GOP Idiots Begging Trump To Fire Robert Mueller

How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.

Alabama To Roy Moore: Buck Off. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 13, 2017

Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.

The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :(

Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.

Trump USDA Idiot Sam Clovis Pulling Out To Spend More Time With Robert Mueller

If Mueller has flipped Sam Clovis, OH BOY SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.

Trump-Russia Dumbass Carter Page Saying The Quiet Parts Loud Again, Bless His Stupid Heart

He just KNOWS the Deep State is going to force him to commit perjury before the Senate Intel Committee!

Congress THINKS About Guns, Maybe. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 5, 2017

Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!