Tag: david souter

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Erick Erickson Quitting RedState To Spend More Time F*cking Goats

After twat-teasing us over the summer with promises to go the fuck away, and then not doing that, the redundantly named foul-brained metric fuckton of shit squeezed into a half-fuckton sack that is conservative blogger Erick Erickson has finally...
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Bristol Palin Takes Break From ISIS Battle To Slob Trump’s Knob

Attention, everyone, for Our Lady Of However Many Immaculate Conceptions, Bristol Palin, has taken to the blogotubes to discuss how the media is doing all the liberal censorship crimes to our prince and Palin family hero Donald Trump, just because...
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Donald Trump: Why Was Megyn Kelly Moderating A Debate Instead Of In The Blood Hut?

How's this for a surprise? Donald Trump shot his fool mouth off again, and this time managed to say something stupid enough to get himself disinvited from Erick Erickson's Cattle Call For Rightwing Ninnyhammers, as we all know what...

Washington, D.C.: The Town That Runs On Gross Sex

By the Comics CurmudgeonWhat basic human impulse motivates the men and women who stride the corridors of power in our nation's capital? Is it a desire to advance the interests of their nation? An urge to mold the...

‘New York Times’ Officially Stalking David Souter

Just imagine our very private and humble Supreme Court justice sitting in his secluded shack in the woods, looking out the window, only to find some nut lurking behind two trees with a macro zoom lens. Next, the NYT...

Farewell, David Souter, and Thanks For Hating Washington!

David Souter, the "stealth yankee" who drove wingnuts crazy with his plain old New England Republican common-sense decisions, is finally leaving the town he hated for the entire two decades he spent working at the Supreme Court. And now...

DAVID SOUTER TO QUIT SUPREME COURT: Supreme Court Justice David Souter, the one George Bush Senior picked without knowing that he was secretly a French liberal queer, will retire at the end of the current session because he wants...

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Scalia’s ‘Proudest Thing’ — WTF?

High Drama at the High Court