Tag: David Clarke

Triggering The Libs: A How-To Guide For Conservatives

ATTENTION CONSERVATIVES: DON'T READ THIS! IT IS SECRET INFORMATION ON WHAT DRIVES LIBS UP THE WALL!

Milwaukee Thirsty For Justice, Charges Jailers In Sheriff David Clarke’s Chamber Of Horrors Dehydration Death

Former sheriff David Clarke isn't one of the people charged. Imagine that.

Devin Nunes Won’t Show His Work. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 23, 2018

Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Following The Money All The Way Up Russia’s Dirty, Dirty Ass

MONEY LAUNDERING SAY WHAT?

Retired Cop David Clarke Resolves To Spend 2018 Inciting Violence From Comfort Of His Barcalounger

Nothing to see here! Just a retired cop encouraging his followers to punch the media and make them taste their own blood.

Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018

Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!

General John Kelly Murdered Sheriff David Clarke’s White House Job Dreams

Wingnut former sheriff David Clarke won't get a White House job, but as God is his witness, he'll never not be on Fox News again!

Trump Has Sads For Hurting Dreamers. Wonkagenda for Wed., Sept. 6, 2017

Trump's not so sure about DACA, Republicans dig in for debt showdown, and Putin divorces Trump. Your morning news brief.

David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff. Bye, Asshole!

Bye, jerkface! Bye!

Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017

Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.

Guess Sheriff David Clarke Will Only Kill People In Milwaukee, Not Whole Country, Darn.

We probably haven't heard the last of David Clarke, especially if there's a TV camera within 20 miles.

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Comey To Talk His ‘Thing’ With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017

Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!