Tag: dana bash

Corker, Conway And Santorum: The Unholy Trinity Of CNN’s ‘State Of The Union’

What dumb shit were they saying on CNN yesterday? You'll never have to watch for yourself again.

Hannity Builds Million Dollar Housing Empire With Uncle Sam. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 23, 2018

Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.

If Ted Cruz Hates Dildos So Much, Then What’s This In His Butt?

It's so rude how liberals and the media are libeling Ted Cruz by saying he hates dildos. He LOVES THEM.

Kellyanne Conway And Pals Went On The Sunday Shows And LIED About Medicaid? The Hell You Say!

It was Talking Points vs Reality on the Sunday shows this weekend. Reality got shouted down like a guest on Bill O'Reilly's old show.

Obama NSA Susan Rice Invites Lindsey Graham To Eat This Bag Of Dicks

Susan Rice is tired of your shit.
Looks like he picked the wrong week...

Donald Trump Never Said That Thing About Taxes He Said An Hour Before He Denied Saying It

Donald Trump pays quantum taxes. Or not. He's not telling either way.

John Kasich Tells Gays To Say Their Prayers And Get Over It

<a href="http://wonkette.com/600540/moderate-john-kasich-wishes-gays-and-gay-bashers-would-just-be-sweet-to-each-other"></a>Poor John Kasich, he's really starting to let his freak flag fly. He's still clinging to his delusion of winning a contested convention like it's a gun or a Bible. And he's been trying so hard to figure out...

BERNIE AND HILLARY AGREE LOUDLY AT EACH OTHER FOR TWO SHOUTY HOURS!

Oh goodness and BREAKING NEWS and whoop-de-doo, there was another Democratic debate Thursday night. It was riveting. (LIES!) No for real it was great. (YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME.) Well they yelled at each other a lot, at least! Here...
Also refuses to take ex-lax

Ted Cruz Wishes Obama And Hillary Would Stop Forcing Him To Be A Dick All The Time

Back in July, it was kind of a big deal when Ted Cruz called Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell a big ol' liar from the tip of his tail to the top of his carapace. This was not only...

Here Is Your Depressing Update On The State Of The SCOTUS Nomination Nightmare

  You probably spent your weekend getting all March Mad Sportsball and whining about how your bracket blew up, whatever the hell that means, and because of that you weren't keeping abreast of just how godawful stupid the SCOTUS nomination...
They're probably not goin to be nice to each other like this anymore, oh well.

Bernie Sanders Tells Donald Trump To Shut Up About Bill Clinton’s Peen

Bernie Sanders would like you all to know that he really doesn't think that Bill Clinton's penis is a real issue in the 2016 election. In an interview on CNN's State of the Union Sunday, host Dana Bash kept...
Life of the sexxx party

Lindsey Graham Dropping Out Of Race To Spend More Time Yelling ‘Bye Felicia!’ At ISIS

Poor Lindsey Graham. He thought his strategy of beginning every debate by gravely weeping in the general direction of America about how ISIS is coming to get us all in our sleep, UNLESS we elect a president with iron...
Life of the sexxx party

Sloppy Sexxxy Drunk Lindsey Graham Way Better Than Regular Kind, Still Won’t Be President

A funny thing happened on the way to the Republican kids' table early bird pre-show "debate" for second-tier losers: Sen. Lindsey Graham got hammered. According to the bar full of journalists knocking it back with the South Carolina senator and...

Let’s Netflix And Chill While We Pretend To Watch Democrats Chit-Chat: Your Debate Preview!

On a scale of one to comatose, how sexcited are you for Tuesday's Democratic primary debate in Las Vegas? Hey. Hey, you. Wake up. This is important, OK? This is about the future of U.S. America, bitches. Sure, it...