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James O’Keefe Catches Hillary Clinton In Biggest Felony Yet!

Moron undercover video scam arteeste James O'Keefe claims to have finally nailed Hillary Clinton campaign workers committing serious campaign law violations in Nevada, maybe, at least if O'Keefe yells "Felony! Felony" loud enough. In his latest hit video, released...

How Is Bowe Bergdahl Failing To Be A Taliban Sympathizer Today?

Hey, America, remember how the entire rightwing media howler monkey brigade was telling us that not only did Bowe Bergdahl desert his post, he also willingly joined the Taliban and taught them how to build bombs after he was...

Derp Roundup: Jenna Bush Has A Posse — And They’re Big Jerk Babies

Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the feature where we bring you the very best of the worst detritus that's clung to our browser tabs all week. We find the stories that are too short for a full...

Daily Mail Accurately Reports That Barack Obama Attended Sportsball Game, Gets Everything Else Not Right

Here is some video of Barack Obama and family arriving at a sportsball game Sunday at the University of Maryland. They went to watch Michelle's brother Craig Robinson, who coaches the Oregon State University sportsball men. Give it a...

Perfectly Believable Gennifer Flowers Says She And Bill Would Be Sweetly Married Today If Not For That Hellbeast Chelsea

In an exclusive interview with the Daily Mail, Gennifer Flowers reveals that Bill Clinton was the "love of her life," that they'd be married and living it up today if not for Chelsea, and that Clinton confided to...

Glenn Beck Wants His Tax Dollar Back Because Terrorism

Glenn Beck -- the man who is too crazy even for Fox News, and also can spell real good -- is determined to get to the bottom of how the Boston marathon bombing is somehow Obama's fault because that's...

Wonkette’s New Best Friend Daily Mail Tempts Us With Scintillating Saudi Secrets About The Boston Bomber

We do not usually read things from the UK because we are Mericans, but lately we have enjoyed the prose stylings of the Daily Mail. They've given us articles about how nonsense Boston bomber rumors are not true, but...

Human Rights Hero Sues Sexist Gym Because Of Ladies-Only Yoga Classes

In yet another example of How Men Are Oppressed In These Difficult Times, Limey nutsack Peter Lloyd wrote a thing in the Daily Mail recently explaining that he is suing his gym because they have a certain number of...

Daily Mail Totally Jelly Of New York Post’s Boston Bombing Coverage

Oh Daily Mail, you guys are so awesome at journalism. (All y'all will want to read all the way to the end, to mark the exact moment when the Daily Mail received all the Pulitzers, even retroactively.) Zubeidat and her...

Film Sent To Over A Million Voters Explores Pressing Policy Question Of Whether Obama’s Mom Was A Slut

Good news everyone! The Right has come to its senses and realized the most pressing question about Obama is not “where is the birth certificate?” (DUH) it's actually “was Obama’s father the left wing poet and activist Frank Marshall...

Report: Clumsy Aliens Left Brain Surgery Scars On Obama’s Skull

One of the greatest questions plaguing birthers about the president's birth certificate has been, of course, "What did the aliens have to do with it?" But they may have finally uncovered it: The aliens did brain surgery on Obama...

REVEALED: Homophobic Hag Who Attacked Gauguin’s Topless Ladies

The lunatic who attacked the Paul Gauguin masterpiece "Two Tahitian Women" screamed about her hatred of lesbians as she impotently pounded on the clear plastic cover protecting the post-impressionist portrait of a pair of topless Maori gals. The suspect,...

Will Obama’s Hair Please Just Go Gray So the Media Can Shut Up About It?

For years now, the media has waited with bated breath for Barack Obama's hair to turn totally gray. The stresses of the job are supposed to do this to a president, we've been told. But why is it taking...