Tag: daily beast

The Meghan McCain Warholboobstwitter-gate Apologia

It's here it's here it's here! We have not slept since Meghan McCain first promised the promised Daily Beast column in which she would refuse to apologize for her boobs' preference for pop art. This was the biggest scandal...

Meghan McCain Did NOT Enjoy That One Time Your Wonkette Was Nice To Her!

WHAT UP Meg McCabe? It's gonna be like this, is it? "After my recent appearance on Jay Leno, one Web site posted a comment from the editor saying, mockingly, they have a 'NEW ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY for comments of...

The Least America Could Do Is Wish Mark Sanford Luck On His “Secret-Agent Mission”

Hey remember Mark Sanford's affair? Well, Mark Sanford certainly does, and he would like to take this opportunity to implore you to just GET OVER IT. In fact, he will be publicly reminding everyone of his own Argentinian extramarital...

Meghan McCain Going Nuts Because Somebody Somewhere On the Internet Wants To Kill Himself

Much like the earlier generations of unemployed bloggers, Meghan McCain is just so deep in the Internet right now that she's going double insane. Behold her nervous, illiterate twitters about somebody she doesn't know who may or may not...

George W. Bush Also Writes For The Daily Beast

Uhh: "Dad loves the outdoors. He often took me fishing when I was a kid. We'd go fishing for bluefish off the coast of Maine. I learned the skills of fishing from listening to him, and the joy of...

SELL OUT: What the dickens is this? It's a piece your male associate editor wrote for Tina Brown's Internet Tendency (can we still call it that?) about Terry McAuliffe's insane Virginia governor campaign, fun. It has a vague "structure"...

Meghan McCain Reveals Nothing In New Column About Nothing

Nah, we've read the whole thing, and there's nothing dirty. Tricksy tricksy Meghan! The column's called "The GOP Doesn't Understand Sex" and it's like, for serious, what is up with the GOP totally not ever talking about sex? What...

Meghan McCain Rant Directed At One MATTHEW YGLESIAS?

Hey we solved a mystery, maybe! In her infamous Twitter Rant, Meghan McCain cites "a particularly nasty comment from a person I won't say how but I indirectly work with questioning if I have ever worked." Blah blah blah...

Meghan McCain Hellish Twitter Rant UNCENSORED

Whoa hey it's Meghan McCain goin' nuts on Twitter! It seems that a "co-worker" of hers at Tina Brown's Death Lion has been talking SHIT about her and how she's never had a job before, something your Wonkette had...

Meghan McCain Now Just Recycling Three-Month-Old Wonkette Posts

Tina Brown's Internet Tendency, Cthulhu du Jour, continues to pay Meghan McCain a few dollars to write what is starting to sound like some fading newspaper's "youth columnist." It is dismal. And today, it's just some used-up "Whoa Karl...

Condi Rice’s Big Adventure At The Masters Tournament

Condi Rice wrote an article for Tina Brown's Internet Welfare Program For Lonely Republican Spinsters, and it is all about her new favorite game, golf. Somebody who knows something about golf might be able to "analyze" this article but...

Meghan McCain Lands Book Deal For $100 Million Ameros

It is the political news of the century, and the New York Observer has WON THE AFTERNOON: "Meghan McCain's Book Sold to Hyperion For High Six Figures." Yup! Somehow her insanely terrible Daily Beast/cable news media sojourn has worked,...

CNN Readers Viciously Attack Meghan McCain For Not Getting Dates

Every unemployed blogger knows how hard it is to find romance when you're not doing much of anything except being supported by your parents. This alone could explain Meghan McCain's dating predicament! But instead of just trolling for free...

Meghan McCain So Lonely Because GOP Dudes Just Want To Do Her Old Mom

Terminally unemployed beer heiress Meghan McCain continues her very weird too-much-information blogging at Tina Brown's secret charity project for the rich, The Daily Beast. Today, we learn how she is just not getting laid at all, and she is...

Meghan McCain Grills Mother Cindy In Stunning Interview

Like many unemployed Americans, "first daughter" Meghan McCain now blogs for The Daily Beast. Tapping deep into her journalistic Rolodex of sources, she was able to score an interview with John McCain's second and current wife, Cindy! Meghan uses...

McCain’s Auntie Says He Will Die In Office, But Whatever

Almost as hilarious as John McCain's 96-year-old mother Roberta is her twin sister -- McCain's auntie! -- Rowena Willis. These spunky gals just say whatever the hell they think of first, making them ripe targets for reporters' exploitation. Willis...